A man named Perry he was getting his kids ready for the day he told his wife Perry. Good morning sexy
Wife. What?
Perry. I said hi
Wife oh hi babe
Perry. Do you what to do a little quicky
Wife. Perry you are slowing me down I am going to be late I got to go to court
Perry.ok
Perry  he didn't take out the trash in
2 weeks
And he gets mad at his daughter because she doesn't use a coster
Perry was late to take out the trash he came back in the house and see his daughter not using a coster and playing his guitar he got mad because he sees his daughter not using a coster
Perry. Why are you not using a coster
Daughter. Don't worry daddy it's just juice
Perry. It's a problem because the cup will make a ring and mom will go
Ape shit
Daughter what does ape shit mean
Perry took his guitar out of is daughter's hands tell her what it means by singing a song about it
He went to the guitar Shop and got a guitar for his daughter because it was talent show day at his daughter's school he was talking to his best friends the he looked at the time he was late to work so he runs to his job his boss was a little mad 21 minutes later Perry was soo bord he ate 12 dollar box of kitkat bars
Perry. Did you know today is my birthday
Boss.haha birthdays are for kids Perry
Boss come to the basement
Perry...ok?
Boss.heer 10000dollars
Perry.i am not taking that
Boss.yes you are
Perry. 🤔
Perry he bout a very expensive hotel he invites some friends he leaves his friends in the hotel and when he came back a big party in the hotel he told everyone to shut up they didn't not listening he was so tired of it he went to  bed a he wakes up and see his friend in the bed with him and trying to kiss him he saw a band in the hotel it looked like his band he remembered he was soo mad he broke his daughter's guitar he olmsted got arrested but he got bail out and he was so sad he went in his house and see his wife and his daughter going to bed mad at him he went to his daughter's play house and thinking what he done his best friends said
His friends.Are you down to play some poker
Perry.no
His friends. Oh ok good night
Perry sitting there sad and upset in the morning everyone and everything was soo good he apologized to his wife and daughter and he had a baby boy he said sorry to him everything was ordinary

..the end