Harry gazed forlornley at the door. He wished he could go outside and escape the stupid Dursleys. Unfortunately, COVID-19 forbade him from leaving the house. Great, stuck with stupid Dudley, Vernon and smelly Petunia.

Wizards didn't get coronavirus. Harry could easily go outside and be safe. However, the muggles didn't know that.

It wasn't until Dudley shoved Harry into the window for the fifth time that day that he gave up.

"Fine Dudley, I see how it is," he taunted "follow me outside, I dare you"

Dudley obeyed.

Dudley got corona.

Oops.

It was then that an owl flew at Harry's head. He looked at it.

Dear Mr Potter,

You absolute bellend. How dare you leave the house and spread COVID-19? We are extending lockdown and removing your wand.

Yours faithfully,
Mafalda Hopkirk

There was a roll of toilet paper attached to the letter.

Harry let out a cry of frustration. ?More time with the Dursleys? HECK NO! He decided that the ministry wouldn't be able to find him if he left the house under the impression he was going for his first jog of the day.

Harry left the house, jogging frantically away from 4 Privet Drive. Screw Corona.

It wasn't until he reached the end of the street that he realised he was being followed. He heard a loud, resounding cough as the figure disappeared. Corona time? No. It was just some random wizard.

Mad eye then appeared with a second resounding cough. "Potter, I hear you broke lockdown! Come with me!"

Harry screamed. "Its my first jog of the day, Mad Eye!' He cried. "And besides, Hermione and Ron haven't let me know they're safe!"

"They are but they won't be if you have bloody Corona!" Mad Eye sighed, grabbing Harry roughly and apparating with a resounding cough.

They arrived outside a house covered in hand gel. These were wards, Harry assumed. Harry walked inside.

Hermione ran over to him and bumped elbows. "Harry, blimey, we thought you had Corona!"

Mrs Weasley walked over with Ron and cast a disinfectant charm, wrapping Harry in a hug. "Harry, thank goodness," she cried "We heard what happened!"

Ron gave Harry a high five with his foot.

"Harry you twat" Sirius spoke from the background.

Harry was shook. He didn't think he had corona but they were all being so cautious?

Arthur Weasley strolled over "'Sup Harry. Heard you went for two jogs today"

"I gave Dudley corona" Harry whispered.
Hermione fainted. Ron laughed.