Chapter 28 : Tsunami, Anemone and Aluket

"Welcome back to the Orchid and Blister show!" Orchid told the cameras. "Today, we're interviewing the three SeaWing heirs!" Aluket, Anemone, and Tsunami walked out and sat in the three chairs diagonal to Orchid and Blister.

"Ok, so first question." Blister said. "Who'll become Queen when Coral dies?"

"Well, obviously me!" All three said at once.

"Well, obviously none of you thought it threw." Blister said. "I bet you start a twenty year long war."

"That was you." Tsunami said.

"But still." Blister argued. "Well, at least all of your other sisters are dead, or you probably would have loads of challengers, or Coral would already be dead. *cough cough* Orca comes to mind. *cough* Either way sounds fine to me though."

"You were on are side of the war though!" Anemone said.

"That didn't mean I liked all of you." Blister said bluntly.

"Well, obiousbly!" Aluket squeeked.

"What?" Orchid asked her kindly.

"Moons Orchid. She obviously said obiousbly!" Blister said."Pfft. You sound practically deff."

"On with the questions!" Orchid said, ignoring her.

"When are you going to tell your sisters you killed your guy's father?" Blister asked. Aluket gasped.

"You kill da-da?" She asked tearfully as she turned to Tsunami.

"NO NO!" Tsunami cried.

"YES YOU DID!" Anemone argued. "I read the Lost Heir!"

"HOW- DID YOU GET THE FRICKING SECOND BOOK?" Tsunami roared. "HOW CAN YOU READ?! YOU'RE LIKE, THREE!" Anemone narrowed her eyes.

"I'm almost twooo." She hissed.

"You kill da-da?" Aluket asked again.

"YUP." Tsunami said. "I KILLED DA DA. HE TRIED TO KILL ME, SO I KILLED HIM. HE WAS CRAZY. SO YA. I KILLED DA DA, AND PUT HIM OU OF MISIRY! HAPPY?!"

"NOOOO!" Aluket cried. "Why would I-I be happy?!"

"Soooooooo." Blister intervened. "We have a question from our fans out there." She pulled out a letter, and read;

"Dear Tsunami, what the frick is wrong with you? Plz don't bite my face off. Thank you." Aluket started to laugh.

"I don't think I have anything wrong with me. Well... Sure I'm pretty bossy and stuff, but I like being that way." Tsunami said.

"Apparently." Anemone said. "You like your reputation."

"So Tsunami..." Orchid said. "What are you and Riptide planning to do later in life?"

"I don't know." Tsunami said. "Probably settle down, and may have dragonets LATER IN LIFE."

"Are you guys having dragonets?" Orchid asked.

"DID YOU NOT HEAR WHAT I JUST SAID?!" Tsunami cried.

"I was just asking!" Orchid said. "Gosh."

"Gosh, what's up with you Orchid?" Tsunami asked. "You're always so cheerful, gleeful, happy, and sucky at fighting. Now... Your all gloomy, snappy, and actually pretty angry and better at fighting." After a brief pause, she the added;

"I like the new you."

"Ok, well that's it for tonight guys." Orchid said. "Tomorrow we'll have a longer episode, considering the number of dragons we're interviewing! Well, goodnight and goodbye!"

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