"what the YIFF" john yelled covering his ears

gar scrambled away from u and hurled some Mariana sauce from his body at John

john screamed as sauce hit him in the chesticle

"ivE BEEN SAUCED!!!" john yelled and fell backward

you shook

"U.... u killed him...." u said quietly

garfkfkfk gulped "Y/N...."

"u killed him.... and that's so....."

"incredibly..........."

"sexy" you said un-hesitantly

Garfieldldldkd smiled and kissed u on the check 

john then BOLTED UPWARD and tackled u

u screamed and tried to get away but the lorge man™ was very thicc and heavy

garfunckle did nothin

u kicked and screamed and cried until john whacked u and u became the non conscious  :((((