you went non consious just a garfooror took a bite of the ultra powerful lasagagagb

u were in darkness, crushed under jogn

until you woke up again

u woke up on garfields couch, with blood spattered all over

"garfield....." u whispered in a scared voice

u looked around

the picture of the dog was gone

all of john's pants were gone

ACTUALLY

Jonh was gone !! Where he go??

u hear screaming

"uh..,, henlo...." u say in a harsh whisper and get up from tge couch, scared still

"henlo-"

then u hear a REALLY musculoskeletal voice

"GET BACK IN THE MICROWAVE" was all u heard

it was coming from hte kitchen

u inched toward the kitchen hesitantly

and as u walked towards the kitchen.....

u saW A GREMLIN IN THE BLENDER

kidding

it was jOHN BEING FORCEFULLY SHOVED INTO THE MICROWAVE BY A VERY MUSCULAR (and sexy) SUPER HERO-DRESSED GARFOOF

"aaaAAAAAAAAAAAA" U SCREAXHEX

"aaaaaAAAAAAAA" John SCREAM

"Aaaaaaaaa" garfoof yelle

"WHAT R U DOING ?" U AASKED

garfield shrugged "im... uh ... getting rid of-"

"and YOURE NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO ME????!!?!!" u yelled angry

"wh"

garf looked at u aloof

u did a sweet ninja roll into the kitchen and got up and stroked garfield's pecs

"wow." u said.

"im impressed"

garfoof nodded and picked u up

"lets go" he said and kissed u

then he started flying and bolted out of there with u in his arms, ready to make babies with u

the end

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