u groaned and sashayed up to john, who was currently petting the lasagagaga in a loving way

"heyyyy Jonny boy..." you said and gagged a little "wanna.... uh..." u looked up at Garfield "... chat?"

jogn looked down at u vEry evilly

"how did you get out?" he asked and bent down towards u

u shuffled backwards a bit "uh i uh... i... let's talk about..." u froze as garfoof was -3 inches away from the lasgagsg

jogn glared at u

"let's talk about,.. YOU" u blurted and got closer to jogn

u opened ur non existent shirt to show some cleavage

"Wow, cat boobs." John thought. little did he know that this would be the last thing he sees before he dies

garfoo struck him upside the head and jogn fell. ON TOP OF U. REMINDER THAT JOGN WAS VERY THICC™

u died a lil inside

"Y/N?" garfoof asked

garboob shrugged. "jogn should be getting up soon." he said .

u groaned under the man and spied garfoof taking a bite of the lssss....