You were hanging out at the Autobot base today but Smokescreen was the one who came through to tell you that Optimus was busy.

When you got into the base you walked over to Ratchet.

"Hey Ratchet, where's Optimus?" You asked Ratchet.

"He's in his berthroom." Ratchet replied as he continued working on something.

"Okay, thanks Ratchet." You said.

You started walking towards Optimus's berthroom and you saw that the door was cracked open.

You knew that you shouldn't bother Optimus but you really wanted to know what he was doing.

You crept closer towards Optimus's berthroom and you peeked in.

You saw Optimus sitting on his berth holding a datapad and you saw his arm moving up and down and you heard Optimus quietly gasp.

You tripped as you turned around but you quickly stood up and ran back to the main room.

Optimus stopped cleaning his lower abdomen where a bird had hit him while in flight earlier that day while he was out on a mission and he heard someone trip and then run away.

By the time you got to the human area your face was dark red.

"What happened to you?" Miko asked you.

"I.....Optimus.....he was.....and I saw him......" You said as you burried your face in your hands.

"What was he doing?" Miko asked you.

"I-I'd r-rather forget what I saw." You said.

Optimus had been reading on how to clean feathers off of a semi truck but was done now so he turned the datapad off and went to the main room.

"What has happened?" Optimus asked as he looked at you.

"N-nothing happened!" You said as you tried not to think about what you had seen.

"I am sorry I could not pick you up today, I had to clean a bird off of my lower abdomen." Optimus said.

"Wait, that's what you were doing?" You asked Optimus.

"Yes, what else would I have been doing?" Optimus asked you.

"I-I d-don't know." You said.

You were relieved that Optimus hadn't been doing what you thought he had been doing.