then

Cartman looked at all the boys then started to talk. "Okay listen up as we all know we don't meet up like this unless it is a big change for the game. ... For the first time in the history of THE STICK OF TRUTH, we will have a permanent girl playing the game" He waved me over. "Her name is (Y/N) and she is a thief for hire for both teams. That's all ... NOW GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY HOUSE YOU STUPID ELVES!!"

now

All the boys that had the pointed ears all left (besides Kyle and Stan).
"So what now?" I asked

"Now you go and pick your clothes, when you have done that come back here and we'll talk"

I left, as I walked by to school I noticed the goths, I decided to ask them for help I mean what is the harm? I walked over to them.

"What do you want conformist?"

"Oh um I was wondering if you could help me, Cartman wants me to find an outfit for his game?"

"Oh god that stupid conformist kid, ya we'll help you but it's gonna be by are rules." the oldest goth said

"Oh ok thank you." I replied

~~~~~~~~~~TIME SKIP BECAUSE I'M NOT SHOPPING ~~~~~~~

I looked at the new outfit it was all black (great for sneaking) I had a tattered tight t-shirt that's back was fishnet styled. Next I had some tattered shorts, Fishnet stockings that I customized with detachable pant legs (for when I need to duck and dodge). My boots stopped just below my knees they had small crosses on them. Lastly I got two jackets one for when I am not working (I needed a new jacket anyway) and another one that had a hud that would hide my face well. When I was done I went back to Cartman's house. Cartman and Kenny were still there it was the first time I looked at Kenny and noticed that he was dressed like a SHE!

"Hey I'm back." 

"Cool that's a nice outfit." Cartman complemented

"Thank you" I answered back

A boy that was twitching quite a lot ran over to us

"Kah- wizard king we have a letter for the new thief for higher AGH TOO MUCH PRESSURE!!" The boy said as he handed the letter to Cartman he looked at it and looked confused I looked myself and noticed why ,it was in French he handed me it. I opened it read.

(Dear bunny,

Your father came to my house asking if you were here. When I told him 'no' he seemed worried I brought it up to your shitty excuse of a brother and he told me that he has not seen or heard from you. I hope this letter finds you in south park. I hope you are well and are keeping your head. Stay strong, stay sharp, and stay away from dogs.

-C )

This was a letter from Christophe... looks like my father was home last night oh well. I was pulled out of my thoughts my Cartman

"Hey you ok (Y/N)?"

"Hu what?" I looked at him

"I asked if you were ok?"

"Oh ya I'm ok. So where am I supposed to be at for the game since I'm on neither team?"

"Uh there are a couple places one being the school another is the pond or the park.

I thought about it for a bit.

"I'll go to the school but I will also wonder if you need my skill you'll have to earn it." I said the boys both agreed we noticed the sun was going down so kenny left for home just as Ms. Cartman came out of the house.

"Children it's dinner time" we ran into the house we all sat down at the table and there was four KFC buckets.

Cartman grabbed a bucket for himself as his mom served up the rest of the food (mashed potatoes and gravy rolls corn/green beans mac and cheese) I sat there in my chair then it happened, Ms. Cartman asked why I wasn't eating.

~~~~~~~~~~TIME SKIP BECAUSE YOU KNOW THE TRUTH ~~~~~~~

(AN THERE IS A SMALL TRIGGER WARNING UP NEXT)

" Oh you poor thing y-your family beat you?" Ms. Cartman asked

"Yes mother and my brother didn't like me very much, my brother shoved me over the stare well when we were 5 and I broke my arm."

I heard a low growl and looked over at Cartman angrier than I have heard about before.

"When you told us they were mean we didn't think you meant they beat you." he said in a low treating voice one I knew all too well from my brother. He got his phone out and was typing furiously ( if he was any harder the screen would crack) he put his phone down and we all ate in silence.

~~~~~~~~~~TIME SKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY KENNY EXPLODING ~~~~~~~

We all got dun with dinner and immediately Cartman grabbed my wrist and dragged me to his room. There was a blowup bed for me to sleep on. As I look around the room I heard Cartman muttering under his breath.

"Hey Cartman are you ok?" I asked

"No." he growled in the low treating voice. Out of habit I flinched. Cartman's eyes went wide.

"What did they do to you?" he whispered to himself

It was getting late so I went to change into my night shirt it was a light (F/C) shirt that went past my knees that had Terrance and Phillip on it. My shorts were (F/D) but you couldn't see them.

"Hey (Y/N)?"

"Yes Cartman?" I answered as I got into my bed

"You know we'll protect you right... even if you don't think you need it."

"Ya I figured haha." there was a small silens "Hay what was up with you at dinner?"

He gave me a questioning look until he realized what I was talking about "Oh that, it was nothing you need to worry about for now, good night (Y/N)"

"Night Cartman"

"Eric"

"What?" I asked confused

"Call me Eric when we aren't with are friends"

"Ok Night Eric" I said with a small smile

----- TIME SKIP NEXT DAY ----

Cartman and I woke up with his alarm (which was a Terrance and Phillip clock) we had A LOT of food. Pancakes, toast, eggs and bacon. After we were done we went to the bus stop. The boys were talking about the new Terrance and Phillip movie that is coming out tomorrow. The bus showed up and we got on the Windy girl was glaring at me she had on a new pair of hills.

'Oh my god how many pars does she have?!?!' I thought

After we got to the school Windy and her shadow (Bebe) walked up to me and and the boys.

"Look I think we got off on the wrong foot" She said with a smug smirk on her face "I'm Windy and this" she pointed to the blond girl behind her "Is Bebe and we would like to invite you to join the Pleases and Sparkles club. (AN I don't know their club name is so it will be called that) It's a club for just us girls."

"Is this club full of girls like you?"

"Yes just like me" she said with a smile

"No thanks" I answered

"W-What WHY NOT!"

"I rather hang with the guys and be myself then a stupid barbie."

Her face was a mix between a slap in the face and just got called a bitch

"Why would you want to hang around some stupid boys that think it is funny to fart and burp unsted of us girls?"

"Because like I said I can be myself with the boys I may be from Yardal but I am also a tomboy"

"UGGGG YOU ARE SO GOING TO REGRET NOT ACCEPTING MY INVITATION TO JOIN THE PLEASES AND SPARKLES!"

"Yep I sure am, right after you start wearing combat boots" I said the look on her face was pure terror.

The boys and I walked to our classroom the bell rang but the teacher never showed up so we all did our own thing the girls sat in a group and started to whisper I heard my name several times that can't be good. Cartman,Kyle,Stan,Kenny and I were in the back the other group of boys were hovering around the door talking about there band? That's cool I guess.

----- TIME SKIP----

We were all headed to Kyle's house we got to a gray house with a red george door. As we walked in a little boy that couldn't be more than 4 or 5 ran up to Kyle.

"Kyle!" he yield

Hay Ike" Kyle said to the little boy.

I don't know what made me do it but out of nowhere I aww'ed. My four friends all looked at me with wide eyes and the little boy turned to me running to hug me.

"Hi Im Ike"

"Salut Ike I'm (Y/N)"

"Salt?" he asked confused

I giggled "No Salut, it means hello"

"Oh" then he walked off

We all walked all the way in and sat are book bags at the edge of the couch and sat down.

A plump woman with tall red hare and in a blue suit walked in to the room

"Hello bubby" she said

"Hi mom" Kyle said to the woman

----- TIME SKIP BECAUSE I HATE KYLE'S PARENTS----

The next day school was cancelled for a in service day. I was told to go to my spot at the school, When I got there I went to the playground and was on my phone. Carman had told me to have it on me when ever I was not with one of the boys incase Gregory tried anything. I was on YouTube rewatching Attack On Titan for what seems like the hundredth time. I was on my third episode when I herd steps, I looked up and saw three elves.

"We wish to hire you" the first said

"For?" I asked

"The humans have taken the Bard's ukulele and flute, without them he is rendered useless"

"I will do this but it will cost you"

"That's fine we have cash"

I started to lafe "Na not cash. A hug."

"WHAT" yeld all three boys

"And because it is an important it has to be from your king." I stated

IM VERY SICK SO I DONT KNOW WHEN THE NEXT PART WILL BE OUT