MESSENGER

Louis Clinton
now active
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12:06 am

Louis:

Goodmorning, Chief!

HNXKAKSOAK

Me:
Louis...

Let me breathe.

Louis:
Oy! Grabe ka naman!👺

Hindi naman kita sinasakal
ah.

Pero baka gusto mo magpachoke?☺️

Me:
Fvck off!

Your presence is enough
to kill me.

Louis:
GRABE NA TALAGA KAYO

NAKAKASUCKET NA KAYO NG DAMDAMIN!👺

May importante lang naman
akong sasabihin kaya kita chinat!

Life and death situation 'to tapos ginaganyan mo 'ko!

Me:
That's quite surprising.

Since you only messaged me
whenever you feel like annoying
me.

Louis:
Kung makapagsalita ka, akala mo tuloy napakawalang kwenta kong tao.

Me:
That is true but cut the chase.

What is it?

Dami mo pang dada.

Louis:
Gago 'to!

Minsan ko na nga lang magtatagalog, tapos nakakasakit ka pa.

Me:
The block button looks very
enticing right now.

Louis:
Just kidding!

Eto na!

Diba naghahanap tayo ng new members sa pluma para sa upcoming events?

May bago tayong applicant.

Guess who?

Me:
Fvck u

Louis:
HAHAHAHAHHA

ETO NAMAN, PIKON AGAD HAHHAAHHAHAHAHA

Me:
May lahi ka talagang putangina.

Louis:
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The applicant is. . .

Drumrolls🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁

Applicant reveal

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Aine De Leon

Me:
Haha very funny.

Louis:
De gago, totoo 'to!

No lie!

Sent an attachment.

Me:
Is this really real?

Louis:
Oo nga! Letku mo naman, Chief.🙄

Ayon lang naman ang gusto kong sabihin. HAHAHAHAHHA!

Sige na ha, i-iinterview ko na siya. ☺️

Me:
No!

Wait!

I'll handle her.

Louis:
Luh!

Hindi na, Chief! Nakakahiya naman sa inyo. Ang dami niyo nga'ng ginagawa eh.

Me:
I still have plenty amount of time for that.

Louis:
Ay! Gumaganon?

Hindi na, role ko 'to as Managing Editor tapos ibibigay ko pa sayo.

Ang unfair naman niyan.

Hindi naman ako pabuhat.

Me:
Damn you, Clinton.

Just let me fvcking do it.

Louis:
HAHAHHAHAHAHA

Ito naman, 'di mabiro.🙄

Oo na, oo na, iyo na.

Isaksak mo pa sa baga mo.

Me:
GREAT!