Do you like UkUs, prostitutes, and asexual authors? Well I have just the fanfic for you then!

Recently(aka like 30 minutes ago) I read my 200th fanfic on Fanfiction.net. Which is kinda of a big deal to me. I wanted it to be special, why? To reccomend it to you guys! I do reccomend some fanfiction sometimes. Only for Rusame, Itame, UkUs, FrUs, and other America centric fics.

Okay enough stalling, what do we got?

Booked - HetaliaHour

As the description says:
Alfred has a fairly easy job. He's a prostitute. He gets payed pretty decent and when his boss isn't bitching at him or he doesn't have to f*ck an old guy, he's pretty content. I mean, all jobs have their downsides, don't they? But what happens when a mysterious Brit books him out for a year? Ukus (M for cursing and later chapters)

Seems pretty interesting already huh? Well one would expect that Arthur here, bought Alfred as a sorta maid or butler due to the terms and conditions listed in the second chapter, right? Or maybe Arthur just wants to have a fuckapalooza up in here which means dicks being whipped out, cheeks being clapped, and all the kinks, right?

Actually, no. One of the terms is that there is absolutely NO sexual contact whatsoever which is confusing because he just booked a prostitute for a year right? I'm pretty sure prostitutes fuck people right? But thank God, we get a little explanation.

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"Not exactly. You are a whore after all, not a butler."

Alfred couldn't help but feel a slight pang in his chest at that. He knew he was a whore, he addressed himself as one, but when Arthur flat-out called him one he couldn't help feeling hurt.

"And yet you're not going to do anything with me. Why?"

There was a brief silence before Arthur let out a groan. "Well for starters I'm asexual so I don't bloody see why I have to do anything with you."

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And so Alfred is basically being bought to be a friend for someone. Even though there are cheaper options but this was made back in 2013 so, meh.

Alfred is brought back to Arthur's home. You would expect a mansion but it's more like a very nice house in the suburbs or something like that. At least he gave Alfred his own room.

There's a scene where Arthur is jotting down things in a notebook while having Alfred just kinda sit there while his face is being touched by this weird man.

Why? Well, Arthur is an author. And he was having some major writers block. Alfred is basically his inspiration. The things he does, his personality, and his appearance. Which is a bit strange but, you do you, man.

So now we're at chapter 4. The chapter are probably about 700-1000 words long. And the plot itself does kinda move a bit fast but it's still an enjoyable. I won't spoil the rest for y'all. Especially since it's a really good story with an amazing plot and some scenes just make me go hshagaidombslksh.

Now, there is smut. "But Redred, you said Arthur was Asexual!" Okay but listen to this:

Oh and before any of you ask, yes asexuals can have sex. Also, if Arthur does fall in love with someone (namely Alfred *cough* eue;) that doesn't mean he's "cured" or better yet that Asexuality is something that needs to be "cured" in the first place =u=

Chapter 18 for my horny peeps out there.

Also, this story is a Romcom as the genre's say(Romance + Humor), but there's a dip in chapter 20 where Alfred describes his past and why he became a prostitute.

There are 21 chapters, around 700-1000 words per chapter, making 42K words all in all. Which means there's around 2000 words in each chapter.

Also this isn't really important but I just wanna say that in this fic, Arthur is homoromantic demisexual. Also the first comment you see seems kinda I don't really know...weird in a sense. Like they say how Demisexuality is just a normal human preference and that making it a label is delegitimizing the LGBTQ community? Idk it just seems weird to me.

Anyways, that's all for today folks. Make sure you go read it yourself and idk drop a comment on it, okay? Okay. Bye bye!