Depressed America In A Nutshell
[Insert story title that's probably really dramatic like, "Flowers Wilt Before Us" or "Hero?"]
[Insert generic America crying pic]
[Insert really dramatic description]
"America, the hamburger eating, always happy nation, is not who you think he is. He's depressed, and cuts himself cause it's one of those fics with random cutting scenes, and the whole world hates him, just to make this more angsty and make you hate the nations"
So like, America starts off getting insulted in like every world meeting and apparently he never tells his boss? Or like the nation's bosses? Cause if they're spending the whole entire god damn meeting insulting this like, 19 year old, they probably don't get anything done.
Anyways America then goes to the bathroom to randomly cut himself for angst because why not lol. Okay he's done now. And Russia's getting a bit suspicious(because Rusame is the superior ship in these books).
Then he goes home or some shit and starts throwing up. Also Hero is here, he probably appears a couple times. Then like Russia or someone else calls him and asks if he wants to hang out with them, and he's like "Sure dude!" And then he just does that.
Yay someone who cares about America. Probably either Portugal, Russia, Prussia, or Canada because fuck Japan apparently.
Oh and like after 20 chapters(these books are fucking LONG) he goes to the bathroom to kill himself.
Then like Canada or someone else finds him, and they're like ":0, maybe we did that after spending meeting after meeting insulting him" you know, like dumbasses.
Then that person finds the note that America left and then funeral, and blah blah blah blah America then gets reborn because he's the main character. The nations find him and the end, no one gets punched.
Or in some other cases:
He goes to the bathroom and kills himself but the nation finds his body and brings him to a hospital where he's in a coma for a week and then he wakes up with love and support from his family who basically insulted for like 20 fucking years.
Then against his will and without his knowing they tell everyone "Y'ALL AMERICA HAS DEPPRESSION AND BE TRIED TO KILL HIMSELF YO. YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES" Even though they are also, indeed assholes.
And then the whole world showers America in love and support and shit and they live happily ever after, the end no one gets punched.
Or or, this happens:
The only ones who didn't bully him are his family and they literally did nothing to stop it. And so America's a broken shell of a man he once was and the family goes and scolds the world and probably punches England or Cuba because fuck those two. And so they take America away and live happily ever after the end, two people got punched and threatened to kill them because that's totally legal yo.
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By the way, I don't hate these fics, this trope is just way overused and it stopped being sad the 10th time I found a fic like this. Not to mention that they don't have any right to bully him, but they have a right to dislike him as a nation. America the nation did some pretty shitty things due to influence by the presidents, England, or just by choice.
So he isn't really a good person nation wise but when we're speaking about Alfred, that's a whole other story.
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