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Okay, um, this story is going to be very weird and confusing and potentially badly written and very bad, but it is somewhat like this on purpose. As long as I somewhat entertain Starlight0487, then everything will be perfect. Anyway, enjoy!

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Hi! My name is Squid; don't ask why. Anyway, one day I decided that I should invent time travel. So, I kinda did. Long story. Fortunately, that's not what I'm going to describe immediately, for it first got interesting when I accidentally kinda sorta broke history.

In summary, uh... I'm kinda Alexander Hamilton. Like I said, long story. Sorry, I don't have much time to explain, I-

(Okay, seriously what did you expect with a chapter title like that? Please don't leave straight away-)