Frances: So what's your favourite holiday?
Edward: The Purge

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Naomi: So what's your favourite food?
Edward: Gasoline
Naomi: That is not a food and tHERE IS A PROBLEM

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Frances: Hey, mom, how was work-
Ines: DID I TELL YOU TO CLEAN THIS KITCHEN??
Frances:

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Alastor: Where my hug at?
Naomi: ...
Naomi: In the past

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Teacher: Any questions class?
Richard: *raises his hand*
Richard: ...
Richard: Will I ever find love?

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Harriet: I packed myself a nice lunch today-
Edward: Ooo, can I have so-
Harriet: NO

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Naomi: Whoever created the education system, CAN THROW. SOME ROUNDS. WITH ME. I SWEAR TO GO-

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Richard after his computer deleted two essays:

(Sobbing) I'm working at McDonalds, I can't take this, I quit.
I quit toDAY.

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Richard: What's your favourite artwork?
Tommie: Probably a three piece chicken wing with, like, extra crisp-

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Teacher at Catholic school: So, class, who's your favourite historical figure?
Lawrence: Satan
Teacher: ...
Teacher: Get out.

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Naomi, cutting her own hair: I have no friends, I look like a minion, I'll never find love-

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Richard: Hi, my name's Failure and you're watching My Life Crumble Into Pieces

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No one:
Tommie: *licks mirror*
Tommie: I taste like gold

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Edward: Everything is a lie. Love is a lie. Yknow what's not a lie? Satan. He's the truth.
Frances: ...Please go to sleep

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Naomi: So what are you going as for Halloween?
Edith: A sexy minion.
Naomi: ...
Naomi: Drink bleach, cuz no.

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Tommie, in the car: Naomi's in the shop right now.
Tommie: She's mad at me.
Tommie: But y'know what?
Tommie: I can eat toaster strudels iF I WanT

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Frances: Mom this man said he needs £1000 and he'll let me go
Ines:
Ines: Where's your money?

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Edith: You look... Tired today.
Naomi: ...
Naomi: And you look like a burnt piece of toast 24/7 but do I comment?

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These are all vines from the same viner
I literally
Went through a vine comp for 25 minutes and picked them all out whilst writing this-