Tbh ya'll know who's characters are in here at this point

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Julian: If you work on a farm and your job is to take care of chickens, you are a chicken tender

Adalyn, eyes wide and staring at the ceiling: ...

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Earnest: Hunger and sex are different kinds of motivations. If we don't eat, we die. If we don't have sex, we feel like we're dying, but we don't.

Richard: How do you know that no one's ever died from lack of sex?

Utterson: Because you're still alive.

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(This one features Mia's Auntie Nora)

Nora: I really like this Good Cop/Bad Cop thing you two have going on.

Naomi: It's not really a thing. It's more I'm nice and Adalyn is not.

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Naomi: Alright, Richard - You go here, and me and Adalyn will go here -

Richard: woah woah woah woah woah woah wOAH, 'me and Adalyn'? Didn't you mean 'Adalyn and I?'

Naomi: ...Oh, God...

Richard: I corrected your grammar! Are you impressed? Are your horrified? Are you super turned on??

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Richard: Do you think I could fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Utterson: You're a hazard to society.

Earnest: And a coward! Do 20!

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Naomi, to one of the rebels: I'm not scared of you! None of us are!

Richard: I kind of am

Naomi: Richard, babe, shut up.

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Tommie: Hey guys! Guess what I got!

Naomi: A girlfriend?

Adalyn: A real job?

Alastor: A friend your age?

Tommie: Wh- No!

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(Victorian Characters gc)

Richard: first one to reply to this is gat

Richard: *gay

Richard: ...wait-

Victor: why am I letting you marry my daughter?

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Edward: Do you want a coffee?

Frances: Yes, please.

Edward: Good, get me one too.

Frances: *looks into camera*

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Aight thats bout all i got