My sense of humour is becoming cursed uh anyways
The memes here are all over the place

Anyway im using Mirlande as a Magnus Archives OC so uh here have this:

(She hates Elias with her whole being like the rest of the fandom)

Im not funny uh anyways-

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Richard: These cookies are too sweet and aren't even fully baked. If I had to rate this, it would be a three-
Naomi: I made these
Richard: -Out of three

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Alastor: Alright, I have a plan
Naomi: It can't involve murder.
Alastor: Alright, I don't have a plan.

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Mirlande: god humanity are such fucking idiots, majority of this race don't pay attention to shit
Also Mirlande: oh my god hugo touched my shoulder what does this mean are we friends now whAT DOES THIS MEAN

(Joke from a rp that no one from the rp will see LMFAO)

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Frances: w-why is there blood on the floor?
Edward: I agressively poked someone with a knife.
Frances: YOU STABBED SOMEONE?!
Edward: No, I just poked them aggressively with a knife.

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Yeah uh i ran out of jokes
Nect incorrect quotes is gonna be dedicated to Mirlande bc i love her