Does it get any better than Vogon Poetry? Of course not! Sit back with your pangalactic gargleblaster and let your ear canals be tickled by these juicy morsels of the mind-bending variety:

There is darknessOh yes, there isWhere is it? you askIt's creeping into your soulI've seen itIt was once light and brightNow it is becoming more crepuscularEvery single dayAre you listening to me?I am a heraldOf your dark days aheadSo you better watch out.

Written for the 2021/22 Ooorah Layeth the Smackdown Competition Round 4.