Jakey: *sneaks in at 1 am*

Bryan, sitting up waiting for him: what are you doing?

Jakey: ... uh sleepwalking?

Bryan: you're wide awake

Jakey: ... robbing us?

Bryan: love

Jakey: *sighs and opens the door revealing Brandeen behind it*

Bryan: 

Brandeen: I got lonely ok

--O--o--O--

Kaykrae: Why would you give a knife to a child?

Brandeen: Daisy felt unsafe

Kaykrae: Now I feel unsafe!

Brandeen: I'm sorry

Brandeen: ... would you like a knife?

--O--o--O--

Daveed: Say yes to drugs

Austin: Say no to drugs

Inmo: It doesn't matter what you tell drugs

Inmo: Because if you're talking to drugs, you're taking drugs.

--O--o--O--

Michael: I've only slept nine hours over the past four days so I'm right on the verge of a nervous breakdown

Michael: *bites his spear*

Michael: this isn't a bagel

--O--o--O--

Austin: Can I have one more piece of candy, Ritchie?

Ritchie: what did Michael say

Austin: he said no

Ritchie: then why would I let you?

Austin: he's not the boss of you

Ritchie, internally: its a trap, its a trap, its a trap

--O--o--O--

Villain or whatever mythical being you can think of: we have him

Bri: who?

Villain or whatever mythical being you can think of: we have your boyfriend, Austin son of Apollo

Bri: Oh

Villain or whatever mythical being you can think of: "oh"?

Bri: Yeah, you don't have him, he has you. Good luck. *hangs up*

--O--o--O--

Evil Bryan: well this has been a great day

Daveed: what happened?

Evil Bryan: I ran into Mario

David: Why is that great?

Evil Bryan: With my pegasus

--O--o--O--

Inmo, still awake at 3 am: If you work on a farm and your job is to take care of chickens, you are a chicken tender

Mitch, eyes wide staring up at the ceiling: ...