Daveed: Hey, do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Bryan: You're a hazard to society.

Brandeen: And a coward, do twenty.

--O--o--O--

Austin: I've done a lot of dumb stuff

Ritchie: I've witnessed the dumb stuff

Bri: I've recorded the dumb stuff

Daveed/Inmo: I joined you in the dumb stuff

Michael: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF

--O--o--O--

Jakey: (hugs Brandeen)

Brandeen: I didn't ask for this. These are unauthorized snuggles.

Jakey: (moves to leave)

Brandeen: I didn't tell you to stop

--O--o--O--

Bryan: And remember, you're not allowed to fall in love with me

Jakey: Won't be a problem

Jakey: (at the end of the series) there's a problem!

--O--o--O--

Ritchie: call the kids, they're not listening to me

Michael: I'm not their mom

Ritchie: just do it

Michael (to Austin and Mario): Okay, everyone! Line up, we're going back to our cabins

Austin and Mario: (Immediately following like ducklings)

Ritchie: (gives Michael look)

Michael: no, listen LISTEN I'm not their-

--O--o--O--

Inmo: Hey Austin, how do you ask someone out?

Austin: Well first-

Bri: Wait, don't ask him, he asked me out in a Wendy's bathroom

Inmo: ... and you said yes?

--O--o--O--

Jakey: Are you straight?

Brandeen: Straight from H*ll

--O--o--O--

Austin (after finding out what Bryan did to Jeffrey the plushie): (lifts Bryan by his collar) You touch Fred, you die. Understood?

Bryan: (gulps) understood

--O--o--O--

Jakey: (calls Brandeen) Hey Brandeen, I need your help, I've done something... bad

Brandeen: (sighs) alright put the body on ice and I'll be right there

Jakey: Wait, WHAT? No no no, why would I even-

--O--o--O--

Bri: (walks up to Austin) what are you doing?

Austin: Naming the stars after people I love

Bri: Do I get a star?

Austin: You get the sun