Girl's father: "Repeat after me."
"I." "I"
"Promise." "Promise."
"Daddy." "Daddy."
"That." "That."
"I." "I."
"Will never." "Will never."
"Have a boyfriend." "Have, wait no that's not right. What if I have a girlfriend instead?"

Long story short, My gay ass had to skidaddle the fuck outta there ;-;