When I was getting dressed, I roasted both my parents

Mom: Hey Jeff! Can you get Jaylin dressed?

Dad: Sure

Me: I don't want him to get me dressed!

Mom: To bad

*Few minutes later*

Dad: It's so weird dressing up your daughter

Me: It's so weird having a fat chicken dressing me

Mom: *Busts out laughing*

Me: What you laughing at, Soda Satan?

Dad: OH MY GOD

Brother: *Comes in room and put shades on me*

Me: *Walks out room in victory* Cya later, ya roasted chickens!