*radio buzzes to life*

*static*

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*static fades off*

GREETINGS UNDERLINGS. 'TIS I, YOUR NEW OVERLORD, THE GREAT HOMEWORK! I HOPE TO BRING ORDER AND STRUCTURE TO YOUR DEMENTED AND CORRUPTED SOCIETY. ALL MUST BOW TO MY RESOLUTE AND DIVINE MIGHT, OR SUFFER THE INFINITE WRATH OF SEVEN DISAPPOINTED HIGH SCHOOL TEACHERS. I URGE YOU TO UTTERLY DEVOTE YOURSELVES TO MY CAUSE, WHICH IS TO SAY, COMPLETE AND UTTER OBEDIENCE. BEING A PRACTITIONER OF MY GLORIOUS NEW WORLD ORDER WILL BRING YOU MORE REWARDS THAN STARS IN THE SKY. DO AWAY WITH THINGS LIKE SOCIAL MEDIA SITES, ARTISTIC PURSUITS, BOOKS AND OTHER LITERATURE THAT HAS NO PART IN MY CAUSE, AND ETERNAL PEACE AND HAPPINESS SHALL BE YOURS. TH-
*hits radio with a bat*

No radio. Shush la bouche. Enough with the occult advertisements. Homework needs to take a chill pill like right this second and let me finish my requests. The stupid app just got fixed.

Well, I believe that is a sufficient explanation as to why I haven't been updating.

This is the only request I managed to finish. It's for -AuroraBorealis- . There seemed to be a name crisis at one point, and I got really confused.

Well, thanks for the request!

Wattpad seems to be having some more technical troubles again. :/