HEHE. Spoilers for TATINOF:

The Internet Is Here lyrics.

Phil: Whenever I’m alone

Or if I’m feeling grey
There’s one place I can go
To brighten up my day

It makes me want to sing
That’s how the show should end
But wouldn’t it be good if Il
Could sing it with a friend

Dan: Okay fine whatever I’ll join in too!

*music*

Phil: I might go outside 
And feel more alive
Without Twitter
Where would I be

Dan: I guess I’d be fit
I’d stop posting shi-
Phil: Rubbish!!
Dan: but Tumblr’s a part of me

Phil: so many websites
And so little time
There’s one or two you should avoid

Dan: just don’t stop watching YouTube
Or we’ll be unemployed!

Both: The internet is here
The internet is great
When you’ve got lots of followers
Who needs a real mate

It might be antisocial
But these days that is fine
Dan: Cause life is so much better
When you spend it all online!

Phil: A place where you can be yourself
No matter if you’re geeky 
Dan: Find friends that share your hobbies
Even if they’re freaky

Phil: where any question in your head
Is answered in an instant
Dan: who cares if you procrastinate 
Your one shot at existence

Both: The internet is here
The internet is great
When you’ve got lots of followers
Who needs a real mate

Without the internet
We never would have met
Phil: We’d never be here on a stage
Doing things we might regret

Dan: Dance Break!!

*instrumental and dancing*

Phil: who cares if you’re a loser
And everybody knows it
Dan: or if you spend your life
Drawing whiskers on your noses

Phil: even if your chances
Of getting tan are slim
Dan: Or if you live vicariously 
Through the life of a Sim

Dil:  Chiltay Zombo!

Both: The internet is here
The internet is great
When you’ve got lots of followers
Who needs a real mate

It might be antisocial
But these days that is fine
Cause life is so much better
Life is so much better
*softer* Life is so much better 
When you. Spend. It. All. Onnnline!

*hats are thrown and confetti*

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Sorry cx