TARWA, TARWA, TARWA.

Yeah?

HAVE YOU GOT A DARE?

You guys WANT a dare?

I don't--

Weeeellll, PurpleBandana was a genius and made the best dare ever--

I DISAGREE!

Hush.*shoves carrots up his nose*

HEY!

So, we want another one!

I don't got no dare.

Well, then what's that behind your back?

Nooooothing.

Ha. Ha. Ha. Don't play dumb with me.

*reveals empty hands*

Oh.

Mmhmm.

Well, then what have you got in your pocket?

A magical ring that makes people invisible.

*grows pale* WHAT?!

Jokes. It's a dare.

YAY!

*pulls out card* This is from StoriesForMe14.

OH NO, NOT HER AGAIN.

She asks: "Can I dare you guys to do something?"

Uhh ... no?

Yes, of course you can!

*slaps him*

*postman comes up with another letter* Wow. That was fast. *opens letter and reads in head* *eyes widen* I'm actually too scared to read this to you...

Oh, boy... *ducks under table*

"Merry, I dare you to climb onto Sam's roof and shout things Gollum would say down his chimney."

Oh, well Gollum is in Merry's ear, so that'll be easy for him.

"Pippin, I dare you to shave Gandalf in his sleep (beard and all) and make them into wigs to sell around Hobbiton."

*rubs hands* Easy breezy. *runs into room* *comes out in a ninja costume*

Where the HECK did you get that in Middle-earth?!

Like I said before, I may or may not have become a wizard behind your backs.

*rolls eyes*

Well, dearest readers, we are off to do our dares and will come back later and tell you how they went.

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WE. ARE. BAAAAAACK.

Let's never do that again.

And I'm starting to believe that Pip's a wizard now... O_O He actually was able to poof us to Rivendell. This is how is went...

Pippin: *waves his wand*

Merry: Where'd you get THAT?

Pippin: *sigh* Do I have to repeat myself EVERY TIME?

Tarwa: Yeah we know, we know. You may or may not have become a wizard behind our backs.

Pippin: Yup!

*we suddenly appear in Rivendell outside Gandalf's room*

Tarwa: What the ... HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!

Pippin: I TOLD YOU A MILLION TIMES! I MAY OR MAY NOT-

Merry: *slaps him*

Pippin: *rubs cheek* We really need to make a rule about this slapping.

Merry: YOU'RE SCARING THE LIFE OUT OF ME!

Pippin: That's the plan!

Merry: *slaps him*

Pippin: WHAT DID I JUST SAY?!

Merry: You said: "I may or may not have-"

Pippin: *slaps him*

Merry: *-.-*

Tarwa: *slaps them both* On with the dares!

Pippin: *sneaks into Gandalf's room where he is taking an afternoon nap*

Tarwa and Merry: *giggling*

Pippin: *comes out with a bag full of hair* I GOT IT! *waves his wand*

*we magically appear back home*

Pippin: Now, while I make a wig out of this, Merry can do his dare!

Stop right there.

Aww but the next bit is hilarious!

*grins* He's right, it's pretty funny.

*crosses arms* Fine.

So while Pippin was making the fantabulous wig, Merry and I made our way to Sam's house...

Tarwa: *waves wand*

Merry: *O_O*

Tarwa: What? I stole it from Pippin! We need a ladder, don't we?

Merry: Do you even know how to use that thing?

Tarwa: If Pippin can do it, then anyone can do it. *accidentally turns Sam's house into a gingerbread house*

Sam: *comes out angrily* WHO TURNED MY HOUSE INTO GINGERBREAD?!

Tarwa: *points at Merry*

Sam: *grabs his pitchfork and chases after him*

Merry: *screams and starts running* Can't you see the magic wand in her hand?!

Tarwa: Pippin!

Pippin: *magically appears* What?! I'm busy making the wig.

Tarwa: *points to house*

Pippin: *sighs and grabs wand* *changes it back to normal* *chucks the wand back at her*

Tarwa: Thank yoooouuuu!!!!

Well, that went on forever.

TARWA'S ATTEMPT TO MAKE A LADDER, #2

Tarwa: *turns house on fire* Oops.

Sam: *grabs pitchfork*

Merry: I SWEAR IT WASN'T ME!

TARWA'S ATTEMPT TO MAKE A LADDER, #3

Tarwa: *makes a lightning storm and it shocks house* Oops.

Sam: *grabs toaster*

Merry: LOOK AT TARWA! SHE'S GOT THE WAND!

TARWA'S ATTEMPT TO MAKE A LADDER, #4

Tarwa: *makes a giant troll and it steps on house* Oops.

Sam: *grabs microwave*

Merry: ARE YOU BLIND?!

TARWA'S ATTEMPT TO MAKE A LADDER, #5

Tarwa: *makes a bunch of pirates and they raid the house* Oops.

Sam: *grabs hairdryer*

Merry: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!

TARWA'S ATTEMPT TO MAKE A LADDER, #6

Tarwa: *makes Sauron and he sends all his orcs to destroy the house* Oops.

Sam: *grabs a gun*

Merry: WHERE ARE ALL THESE THINGS COMING FROM?!

TARWA'S ATTEMPT TO MAKE A LADDER, #7-

Ummm you might want to stop there...

Yeah ... this book is supposed to be rated G.

Who knew Sam could be so violent?!

And all my customers were angry because I didn't get the wigs done on time because you kept on asking me to make the house normal again.

So, I eventually asked Pip to make the ladder. Yeah, and he got it first try...

I MAY OR MAY NOT BE A--

Yeah, yeah, whatever. So:

Merry: *walks up to Tarwa, panting* Where did Sam get a gun?

Tarwa: *shrugs* Me don't know. LOOK! I FINALLY GOT IT RIGHT! *points to ladder*

Pippin: *randomly appears* No, I did it for her. *randomly disapears*

Merry: *sighs* Finally!

Tarwa: Now off you go!

Merry: Well, Sam's already mad at me (for something you did!), so I think you should do it.

Tarwa: *pulls out two carrots* Don't make me do this.

Merry: OKAY! OKAY! I'm going... *climbs ladder and walks carefully to chimney*

Tarwa: *waits anxiously*

Merry: *sticks head in chimney* Fat hobbits...

Sam: *fires gun*

Merry: *falls off roof*

Sam: *grabs Sauron* I'M GOING TO GET YOU, YOU LITTLE NAZGÛL!!!!

Merry: *jumps up and runs away* WHERE DID HE GET SAURON FROM?!

Tarwa: I accidentally poofed him up when trying to make a ladder.

Merry: *in distance* GEE, THANKS!

Tarwa: No worries!

Are you happy now, StoriesForMe14?

*postman comes with letter* *reads it* "No."

*huff*

Well, we earned some money from the wigs I made!

*grins mischievously at Merry*

*grins back*

Guys...?

We have a little present for you...

I'm scared.

*sneaks up from behind and puts a wig made from Gandalf's hair on his head* Now you can be a real wizard! *giggles, grabs Merry's hand and runs off*

I said I may or may NOT be a wizard!!! *runs after them*

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*runs back in, out of breath* WOWSERS that was a long dare! I loved it though (probably 'cause Merry got blamed for everything). What did you think?

Umm, Tarwa?

Yeah?

Just wondering ... what happened to Sauron?

O_O