*bounces up and down* We've got a dare from StoriesForMe14!!!

Can't.

Looking for Care.

*rolls eyes* I can not believe you guys...

Well, we want to cross the road legally, so... *looks under table*

*sigh* "Merry, would you rather be a unicorn or a llama?"

Wha---? *bumps head on table* OWW!!! MUSHROOMS AND CARROTS, THAT HURT!!!

Aww are you okay?

Actually, I'm--

Great, now on with the question!

*sigh* Unicorn or llama ... hmm ... they're both super-weird. Unicorns don't exist--

*gasps* *glass shatter sound*

--but neither do llamas in Middle-earth anyway.

*gaaaaasp* HOW DARE YOU!

Umm...

YOU INSULT UNICORNS AND LLAMAS! DIE NOW!

*hides behind Tarwa* I'd be whichever one lets me live!

*pulls Pippin away from Merry* Pip! Stop! I got a question for you!

*immediately stops* Yeah?

The question is: "What is 5x + 13 = 38?". And then there's this little evil face here like this: ">:-D".

Creeeepy...

Wa-wa-wait! I know this one! It's! It's um! Um! Ummm!!!

"Um" isn't correct Pippin. *smirk*

No! That's not what I meant! I-I-I ... ummmm ... AAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!! *runs around like a deranged Nazgûl*

Has he done this before...?

Yeah. Every day in maths class. Every day.

Ouch...