Tarwa!

Yeah?

*evil laugh*

*gulp*

We've got a dare!

Oh, then why are YOU laughing?

Because this one involves you!

WHAT?! NO!!!

YES!!!

This lovely dare is from Random_Elf! "I dare Tarwa to act like Pippin, Pippin to act like Merry, and Merry to act like Tarwa for one WHOLE DAY without breaking character."

WHAT?! I'M TOO SMART FOR PIPPIN!

Ouch.

Love you too.

Sooo you ready to start acting like one-another?

No...

Great! Let's start!

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This is what happened that day...
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Sam: Hey Tarwa, Merry and Pip! How are you doing?

Merry: *pretending to be grumpy* I'm such a little girl and I suck!

Sam: *O.o* Okay...

Merry: I think I'm so amazing and I go crazy for Pip--!

Tarwa: *slaps hand over his mouth*

Sam: I thought you hated the ship of you and Pippin...

Merry: I DO!

Pippin: *whispering* Uh-uh! No breaking character!

Merry: I'm such a little know-it-all and--

Tarwa: *-_-* I can slap him right? That's a Pippin thing to do, isn't it?

Pippin: Yup.

Tarwa: *slaps Merry*

Random_Elf: You guys suck at this.

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Later...
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Tarwa and Pippin: *steal carrots from Farmer Maggot*

Merry: *tells them off like Tarwa usually does*

Farmer Maggot: *grabs Merry and Pippin by the ears* YOU TWO ARE LITTLE ORCS!

Merry: *fakes hurt* Uhhmmm, ouch! I didn't do anything!

Farmer Maggot: *raises eyebrow*

Merry: Merry and Pippin were stealing! Not me! I'm Tarwa. *sassy hair flip*

Farmer Maggot: That's it, I'm reporting this to your parents. *pulls Merry and Pip by the ears all the way to Hobbiton*

Tarwa: *stands there awkwardly*

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Later at the dinner table...
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Esmerelda Brandybuck (Merry's mother): So ... um, Merry? You know I love it when your friends come over, but why has Pippin suddenly got great table manners and Tarwa is eating like a pig?

Tarwa: *grumbles under breath* Stupid dare...

Pippin: I'm not sure, Mum.

Esmerelda: Oh, I was talking to Merry, honey.

Pippin: I am Merry, Mum.

Esmerelda: *laughs* Oh, Pippin, you're very funny.

Tarwa: *mouth full of mushrooms* I didn't say anything!

Esmerelda: *slightly taken aback by Tarwa's awful manners*

Tarwa: And I don't even like mushrooms! *spits them on Merry*

Merry: Ew. *wipes off mushrooms* Now I need to redo my hair. *walks like a super model to the bathroom*

Tarwa: I DO NOT WALK LIKE THAT! *throws potato at him*

Pippin: FOOD FIGHT!!!!!

*everyone gangs up on Merry*

Merry: MUM?! YOU TOO?!

Esmerelda: Sorry dear! *throws bowl of soup in his face*

Merry: *-_-*

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Well ... that was a fail.

Yup.

Hope you enjoyed! We're so sorry for not updating guys! Hopefully I'll update soon!

*shakes head* Not good enough, Tarwa.

*-_-*