Okay, I've literally got so many dares for you two. *struggles to hold a huge box filled with paper*

OH, GONDOR, PLEASE, NO!!!

IT'S THE DEADLY BOX!!!

What, this? No, Estella just asked me to give you all this homework. *throws box at them*

OWW! MY TOE!

*facepalm*

*takes paper out of pocket* Let the fun begin...

*gulp*

This one is from PurpleBandana: "Merry has to eat whatever food Tarwa picks with his feet"--

*groan*

--"and Pippin has to use the same food as shampoo."

Not my beautiful hair!

The food I chose is ... ÉOWYN'S STEW!!!

Huh?

Noooooo!

What's that?

Éowyn's cooking is TERRIBLE!!!!

How terrible?

*puts the Lord of the Rings Extended Edition scene in media section*

Readers: *watching it* EWWWWW...

If Aragorn can't stand it, then I will die! *starts running away*

NUP. *grabs him by the ear* ÉOWYN!!!

Éowyn: *pops out of magic portal* Yes?

Merry and Pippin said that they absolutely love your stew!

Éowyn: Ooh! Well, lucky for them I just made some! *brings out huge pot of stew*

*nearly throws up*

Éowyn: Would you like some too, Tarwa?

Oh NO!

Éowyn: Oh ... uhh...

Uhh ... no, thank you. I just had a big breakfast. *smiles innocently*

Éowyn: Alright then, enjoy! *hops into portal*

HEHEHEHEHE! 😈

*gulp* Tarwaaaaa...

*plops stew on Pippin's head* Into the shower you go!

*groans and walks into bathroom* *slams door loudly*

*turns to Merry with an evil grin*

Tar--

GO.

*sighs and tries to eat stew with his feet* *spits it out* UGH! THAT TASTES LIKE BALROG POOP!!!

Well, now that you spat it on the floor, you're going to have to eat it off the floor!

Eww... *starts licking it off the floor*

*bursts out laughing*

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Twenty Minutes Later (Waiting for Pippin)... 🕛🕐🕑🕒🕓
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I CAN NOT believe what you made me do...

How long does Pippin have to take in the shower?

*comes out of the bathroom* I feel great! My glorious hair has got a new shine!

Wow! It actually does look good...

Who knew Éowyn's bad cooking could make such a great shampoo...

Éowyn: *rushes in* Oh my gosh! I accidentally gave you guys my home made shampoo! It looks very similar to my stew. I hope you haven't eaten it yet!

*looks at Merry*

*facepalm*

*bursts out laughing*

Éowyn: Oh, poor Merry! Here, I made some of my stew to make you feel better. *gives him a huge pot*

Oh. No.