Well, hopefully the title is right...

Don't worry! It is.

Hmm ... can I trust y--?

No.

*stares*

Uhh, yeah, okay. But just this once.

Okaayy...

*pulls out card and reads it* This one's from Lost_Wanderer: "What jobs do you guys have? You guys are like 50 something right? Money doesn't magically appear on your second breakfast plate."

*magically pops out of floor* Did I hear someone say "second breakfast"?

Woah. How did you do that?

What?

POP OUT OF THE FLOOR!

Uhhh ... I may or may not have become a wizard behind your backs...

-_-

Whaaaaaaat?

*sighs* Answer the question.

Well, actually, we--

WA-WA-WAIT!!!!

Uhhhhm...

THERE'S SOMETHING YOU GOTTA KNOW!

The appendices...?

THEY ARE NOT FIFTY! MERRY WAS BORN IN T.A. 2984 AND PIP WAS BORN IN T.A. 2990! SO AT THE TIME OF THE WAR OF THE RING, MERRY WAS 34 AND PIP WAS 28!!!!!! AND HOBBITS BECOME ADULTS AT 33 SO THAT MEANS PIP HASN'T EVEN COME OF AGE YET! *laughs hysterically*

Thank you for that embarrassing note... -.-

Welcome!

Well, unfortunately, we have to answer the question, and that's even MORE embarrassing...

Ohhh...

The appendices didn't say anything about this! GO ON.

Well we uhh--

LIVE WITH OUR PARENTS!

*slaps him* I WAS GONNA MAKE UP SOMETHING, YOU NITWIT!

I love you too, Merry!

Well, I guess that answers that. And Merry and Pip haven't even graduated yet, so...

WE'VE STILL GOT KINDERGARTEN--

Hehehe...

--PRIMARY SCHOOL AAAAAAND HIGH SCHOOL!

Good luck with that!

>:(