Hey, you two!

What's the dare this time?

This is from IronFeyGirl: "I dare Merry to tell Treebeard a story by talking very fast, and Pippin to ask Thranduil the history of Mirkwood but he has to act like he is interested."

Oh, cool! We may not get inured from this dare!

Alright, I'm going to visit Treebeard.

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Later in Fangorn... 🌲
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Merry: Treeeeeeeebeeeeeeeeard!

Treebeard: *really slowly* Yyyyyyyeeeeeeeeessssssss?

Merry: Did I ever tell you the story of when Pippin and I climbed the party tree to escape from Bilbo?

Treebeard: I dooooooooonnnnnn't--

Merry: Okay, so what happened was Pippin and I stole Bilbo's favourite wine and then we hid in the garden and drank the whole entire thing. We were laughing really loudly.

Treebeard: --thiiiiiiinnnnnk sooooooooo. Peeeeeerhaaaaaaaps yooouuuuuu--

Merry: And then we heard Bilbo shouting so we ran away, only to find him hot on our heels! It was crazy. To make matters worse, we kept on tripping over our own feet.

Treebeard: --shooooooooould taaaaaaalk aaaaaaaaa biiiiiiiit slooooooweeeeeeeer. Doooooooon't--

Merry: So we climbed the party tree, but of course, we were drunk, so Bilbo just sat there, watching us struggle to get up the tree.

Treebeard: --beeeeeeee haaaaaaaaaastyyyyyyyyyyyy. IIIIIII thiiiiink IIIII--

Merry: And then Pippin fell down and broke his ankle and I laughed so hard that I fell out of the tree too.

Treebeard: --shoooooould beeeee goooooooiiiiiiiiiiiing. *slowly walks away*

Merry: No, no, no, you can't! I'm trying to do a dare here!

Treebeard: *still walking away* IIIIIIII'm sooooorry Maaaaaaster Meeeeeeeeerry--

Merry: Can you talk faster please?

Treebeard: --buuuuuut yoooooou yoooooungsteeeeeeers are tooooooo faaaaast for meeeeeee.

Merry: -_-

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In Mirkwood... 🍁
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Pippin: Yo, Thranduil!

Thranduil: WHAT?! *walks out of his room with pink curlers in his hair*

Pippin: Will you tell me the history of Mirkwood?

Thranduil: *scoffs* Who cares about boring old history. Let's talk about me!

Pippin: But--

Thranduil: You may want to sit down. *plonks Pippin on a chair* Right then ... well, when I was a boy, I found out that--

Pippin: *already asleep*

Tarwa: *watching them in the doorway* *facepalm*

Thranduil: *gasp* How DARE you fall asleep in my presence!

Pippin: *snoring*

Thranduil: Hmph! *walks into his room*

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Back at Tarwa's House... 🏡
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Both of you were unable to complete your dares.

*stares at the floor guiltily*

Sorry Tarwa...

Don't worry Pippin, you don't need to say sorry. But this chapter has been a bit boring for the readers, so, as your "punishment", we're going to do Doctor_Space's crazy dare! HAHA!

*groans*

Seriously?!

Yup!

Okay, what is it?

Well, actually, this one is only for Merry.

WHAT?

Yes! *punches the air*

But I did a better job than Pippin! He fell asleep before Thranduil could even start talking!

That's true, but who cares! *laughs evilly*

Oh mushrooms...

*whispers the dare into Merry's ear*

*goes as pale as a sheet*

Off you go!

*gulps*

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On the Hill, They Find Diamond, Estella and Doctor_Space Having a Picnic... 🍎
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Diamond: Oh, hey! Pippin! Merry! How are you guys?

Pippin: *stuttering* I ... um, I think ... um ... I like unicorns?

Merry: *facepalm*

Doctor_Space: Tarwa! *high-five* How are you?

Tarwa: Great! You?

Doctor_Space: I'm good!

Merry: So, you're the one who came up with the crazy dare I'm about to do?

Doctor_Space: YESSSSHHHH! *laughs evilly as the sky turns dark and lightning bolts shoot everywhere*

Merry: O_O

Doctor_Space: *stops laughing and everything goes back to normal* Hey Tarwa, have you met Estella and Diamond yet? *gestures to them*

Estella: Hey! I'm Estella.

Tarwa: Nice to meet you! *smiles and shakes her hand* And you must be Diamond. *smile vanishes*

Diamond: Yes! It's so nice to finally meet you Tarwa! *smiles and holds out her hand to shake*

Tarwa: *glares at her*

Diamond: *looks confused*

Estella: So, Merry, Pippin, how are you two?

Tarwa: *still glaring at Diamond* They're fine.

Estella: Oh ... um ... okay...

Tarwa: Diamond, Merry has something to say to you. *evil grin*

Merry: No, I really don--

Tarwa: Yes, he does.

Doctor_Space: *pushes Merry towards Diamond*

Merry: *groans* Fiiiiiiiine... *kisses her on the cheek* UGGHHHH, YUCK! *blushes with embarrassment*

Pippin and Estella: MERRY!!!

Diamond: *glares at Merry in shock*

Pippin: Merry, how could you?!

Merry: IT WAS A DARE!

Pippin: Really? Oh, thank goodness!

Merry: That was the most disgusting thing I've ever done in my life. I'm so sorry Diamond.

Diamond: No, no, that's alright. But I think you should apologise to Estella. *grins*

Merry: Why?

All: *stare at him*

Merry: What?

Doctor_Space: I think Estella should explain this one.

Estella: *blushes* Weeell ... Merry, I--

Gollum: 010010000110010101101100011100000010000001110101011100110110000001110010011001010110001101101001011011110111010101110011 *smashes into them*

Tarwa: WHAT THE HECK?!

Diamond: Way to ruin a perfect moment...

Gollum: 01001000010001010100110001010000

Estella: What is he saying?

Tarwa: I think he swallowed a computer...

Gollum: *nods head*

Pippin: Huh, who knew you could only speak zeros and ones when you swallow a computer.

Gollum: *runs off shouting stuff in Binary Code*

Estella: Well, I'd best be off.

Diamond: Yup, same here.

Estella: *quickly hands Merry a piece of paper* *walks home with Diamond*

Merry: *looks at the paper, confused*

Tarwa: Hey, what have you got there?

Merry: *shows them*

Tarwa: It reads "010110010110111101110101001011000111001001100101001000000110000101100100011011110111001001100001011000100110110001100101".

Pippin: Great! More computer code!

Tarwa: It's called Binary Code.

Pippin: *scrunches up his nose* What's Binary Code?

Tarwa: It's like Morse Code for computers.

Merry: Why would she write it in Binary?

Tarwa: Because she's a teacher, duh.

Merry: Oh, right. Well, it's useless to me because I don't know how to translate it.

Tarwa: I do.

Merry: TRANSLATE IT. NOW.

Tarwa: No.

Merry: WHY?

Tarwa: Because I want to see if our readers can translate it.

Readers: Um...

Tarwa: Look at the picture in the media section. It shows how you can translate it.

Pippin: How do you know so much about Binary?

Tarwa: Umm ... I may or may not absolutely love the movie Interstellar...

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Hey guys!

*in baby voice* Lookie, I updated! Aren't you pwoud of meeeeehhhhh?

Um, actually, don't answer that...

Oooh, I wonder what Estella was going to say before Gollum rudely spoiled the perfect moment! Well, you'll never know my little Ultron Drones!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Anyways, I'm attempting to write Binary. Weird, right? Anywaaaaay, do you want to know what Estella said to Merry? Well, you have to translate it yourself to find out! MUAHAHAHAHA!

She only said two words, but it look like a million words in Binary. :P Look at the picture in the media section if you want to translate it. Here is a break down of the letters: (0101 1001) (0110 1111) (0111 0101) (0010 1100) (0111 0010) (0110 0101) (0010 0000) (0110 0001) (0110 0100) (0110 1111) (0111 0010) (0110 0001) (0110 0010) (0110 1100) (0110 0101)

Also, here is what Gollum said: (0100 1000) (0110 0101) (0110 1100) (0111 0000) (0010 0000) (0111 0101) (0111 0011) (0010 0000) (0111 0000) (0111 0010) (0110 0101) (0110 0011) (0110 1001) (0110 1111) (0111 0101) (0111 0011)

And what he said the second time: (0100 1000) (0100 0101) (0100 1100) (0101 0000)

On another note, I'm sick. PINEAPPLES.

Have a great day/night/morning/afternoon/pizza!

Love, Tarwa