Today was just another boring day at school...

Yeaaahhh...

I watched Lord of the Rings again.

Did we look fabulous?

No.

Aww, what's your problem?

I did not come here to be whatsyourproblemed by Eglantine Bank's son!

How the heck do you know my mother's name? O_O

*shrug* I read the appendices.

Well, that makes sense.

Does it?

I think so. Hmmm ... what else did you learn from the appendices?

*grins evilly* I know all your secrets...

*gasps in horror* No!

Yes!

AAAARRRRGGHHHH!

Pippin. I was kidding. -_-

Ohhhhh, thank goodness!

So, tell me what you know.

Ehh ... I know how people met, your ancestors, battles you never knew existed, who everyone marries, how--

Tell me.

What?

Tell me: who does Frodo marry?

Dude, he sails to the Undying Lands. You guys never see him again.

WHAT?!

Shh Merry, it's my turn to ask.

YOU AREN'T THE SLIGHTEST BIT SAD THAT WE'LL NEVER SEE OUR COUSIN AGAIN?!

I said SHH! Okay, Tarwa, who do Merry and I marry?

*rolls eyes* Typical Pippin ... Diamond and Estella.

He marries Diamond?

I MARRY DIAMOND?!

No! You marry Estella! *rubs head* I'm so sick of you two...

YES! Look out world, I'm gonna get married to Diamond of Long Cleeve!

Pippin, if you don't be quiet I'll rub out Diamond's name on your family tree and write Gandalf!

*goes pale*

Hey, it worked!
Now a note to my readers: I thought I'd tell you guys who Diamond and Estella are. Diamond of Long Cleeve marries Pippin and Estella Bolger marries Merry.

Random sad fact: Pippin's great grandfather's sibling, Hildigard, died at a very young age. :(

A tragic thing...