Dess_Basilisk has three questions!

So ... they're not dares?

Mmhmm.

Cool!

Okay: "So ... what did you think about Boromir?".

Don't talk about him! *hides under couch*

He's still really upset about it. He was an awesome guy.

He was like a big brother!

Awww :'( *pats Pip on the back*

Yeah...

Okay, second question: "HIIII DO YOU KNOW ME???".

Unfortunately, yes.

Dess_Basilisk: *throws pineapple at him*

Why a pineapple?

That brings us to our third question: "Is Jeff trying to eat you?".

Who's Jeff?

Pineapple: I am!

*screams*

Jeff is an evil pineapple.

Jeff the Pineapple: *Nazgûl scream*

O_O

Jeff: *starts chasing them with an ax*

A PINEAPPLE IS AFTER MEEEEEE!!!!!!

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Well ... that was weird. Anyway, Dess_Basilisk is an AMAZING writer and you need to read her books (especially the ones about Jeff :3)!

I'm sorry for the short chapter guys XP I know the chapter's not funny. I think I'm loosing my craziness O_O