*clicks on this book* Hello, my old friend...

It has been too long!

Waaaayyy too long...

It feels so weird to write again. My fingers feel tingly.

What is this site? It has changed so much!

It's the dreaded updates.

World: *shudders*

That sounds terrifying...

Oh, it is. You hate the new update, but you just start to kinda get used to it when suddenly you wake up one morning and ... BAM!

*gasp*

THEY CHANGE IT AND COMPLETELY CONFUSE YOU! MUAHAHAHA!

Guys, this really isn't really relevant to this chapter.

*stops laughing evilly* Right, right.

Well, we might as well say hello to our readers again.

Hello!

We are terribly sorry.

We went through a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG stage of zero creativity and no imagination. None.

THE HORROR.

I know right? Imaginationless. It was a terrible, tragic thing...

But we'd like to tell you that we're back.

And we're here to stay! GROUP HUG!

I'm very about abandoning this book, guys. I apologise from the deepest, darkest trenches of my unfeeling heart.

Yup.

I know how much you enjoyed this book and I feel awful for letting you guys down. Will you forgive us, precious?

Yesssss, precious! Please forgive us!

You guys are freaky.

Says you.

Hush, hush. So we'd like to know what you'd like to see in upcoming chapters. Would you like us to continue with the dares--

PLEASE NO.

--or would you like us to try something different? Please let us know. We want to re-establish that awesome connecting we had with you guys. Let's have some fun!

But Tarwa, it's never fun when you're around.

Thanks Pippin. I really appreciate it. -_-