*grins and holds up card*

No!!! *ducks under table*

We don't want to see another one of those again!

Ahh, c'mon, it can't be that bad!

Well, IT IS!

*reads card* "Merry..."

*whimpers* Not meee!

"...are you a fruitcake?"

He is? Yum! *bites him*

OW! WHAT THE NASTY ELVISH BREAD ARE YOU DOING?

B-but ... you're a fruitcake!

Who in the name of the TWO TREES SENT THAT MESSAGE?!

Hehe ... Believeinvictory?

*rolls up sleeves* This means war...

*bites him again*

AARRRGGGHHH!!! OH, WOULD YOU STOP THAT?!

But you're a cake, Merry!

I AM NOT A CAKE! YOU ARE, DUM-DUM!

Ohh.. *nibbles on finger*

Pippin, what are you doing?

Merry said I'm a cake so... *continues nawing his arm*

*facepalm*