*bounces off the walls* DARE, DARE, DARE, DARE, DARE, DARE!

This CANNOT be good...

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!

Is she alright...?

*slowly walks away*

*starts to follow him*

NUH-UH-UH! COME BACK HERE *pulls them by their ears*

Ow, ow, ow!

Sorry to ruin your perfectly pointed (ALLITERATION, MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!) ears, but you've got an appointment with a dare from PurpleBandana! *pulls out card* "Merry, I dare you to stick two carrots up your nose and walk around the Shire that way for an hour"--

WHAT?!

--"and Pippin, I dare you to dress up in a dress and walk around the Shire that way for an hour."

B-b-but...

NO BUTS! JUST DO IT! *laughs evilly*

*stares worriedly*

*backs away*

*chucks two carrots at Merry and a purple sparkly dress at Pippin*

*whimpers*

*scoffs* UGH! This is so last season!

O_O

O_O

*sighs* You never cease to amaze me...

*bows*

Umm ... will this hurt?

HOPEFULLY!

I, uhh ... oh whatever... *sticks carrots up his nose*

*stares at him in horror*

HAHAHAHA! YOU LOOK LIKE A WALRUS!!!

Great...

*shoves Pippin into a room* GET CHANGED.

But I--

NO BUTS! *slams door and waits outside* *looks at an unamused Merry* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

*comes out of room, embarrassed*

*shrieks and covers eyes* Oh, the HORRRRROOOOOOORRRRRR!!!

Honey, those shoes and that dress? Nuh-uh. *chucks a pair of heels at him*

YOU TOO?!

No...?

Eh. *shoves purple bows at Pippin* PUT THESE IN YOUR HAIR!

But didn't the dare say just a dress--?

*chucks a shawl at him* DON'T FORGET YOUR SHAWL!

*rolls eyes and puts everything on*

*looks at Merry again* HAHAHAHAHA! I'M SORRY! I JUST CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!

*gazes in mirror* I'm--

Horrible?

Not liking it?

Ugly?

You're so mean, Merry.

--gorgeous! *jumps in the air*

Oooof course.

How did I not see that coming?

I should seriously wear this more often. *gives a little turn*

Umm ... I don't think--

YES! YES, YOU MUST. *evil snicker*

*shrugs* Whatever...

And those carrots look absolutely fabulous, darling.

Oh, why thank you!

Now off you go around the Shire. *rolls eyes*

*hooks arms with Merry* C'mon! Let's add some beauty to these plain old hills! *they skip off happily*

What just happened? *shrugs* Merry and Pippin. You gotta love 'em!