Deathstalker: People are always asking me if I'm a morning dragon or a night dragon.
Deathstalker: And I'm just like, 'Buddy! I'm barely even a DRAGON'

Deathstalker: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'Haven't decided yet' is typically a good response.

Deathstalker: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so...

Deathstalker: What doesn't kill me should run, because now I'm fucking pissed.

Deathstalker: Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll.

Deathstalker: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress

Alr i think you've had enough of Deathstalker being an idiot