A/N: My back hurts... muscle hurts... everything hurts! I'm sorry if I didn't post anything at all this week. I'm driving for my permit and work is giving me a bunch of aching muscles. It may be painful, but it's honest work. Scratch that, I'm coughing up blood and bile now. Shit. 

Anyways, this is the first of many side chapters. In this chapter, it will explain one of the many problems Izuku had back in the day that later turned out to be called The Hideout Incident. 

Filler Chapter: The Hideout Incident 

Izuku Midoriya: Junior year in Middle School, Izuku's POV

Running. Like always, I'm running away from fangirls again like the usual. I look at the right as if I was talking to someone and spoke. 

Izuku: You think I would make something grand out of this scene? Well, too bad I'm not. Deal with it. 

I snapped back into reality and shook my head a bit. What the hell did I just say? Anyways, I'm still running in the hallways being chased by fangirls. Katsumi and Shouta are leading the charge as usual. Since school just finished 10 minutes ago and the teachers don't have anything against chasing me, stuff like chasing me down is only normal for this school. It's also common for me to jump out the window of a 4 story building. 

Wait a minute, I can do it right now! 

I randomly went inside another classroom, unaware of how people are staring at me with shocked or amused faces. That didn't matter to me. What matters is that I don't get sucked dry by cum hungry vampires! I smashed the window without effort and cleaned the broken glass with a chair. Without hesitation, I leaped into the air and started diving into the ground. If it wasn't for my Light Feet quirk, my knees would have been damaged, if not crushed by the immense pressure. Luckily, Light Feet can eliminate fall damage and I simply did a forward roll, also eliminating the sound of me falling.

Satisfied with that epic gamer moment.

A smile formed on my face and jogged for the school entrance. Fortunately, Katsumi and Shouta were still looking for me because I can still hear them shouting from inside the school. I roll my eyes and went straight to home. Girls these days.

(Snake is pleased) 

Narrative POV

A few 30 minutes passed by and Izuku had this gut feeling that walking by himself in this particular street was a set up by an ungodly entity, but there was something wrong this street, period. He began walking a bit slower, cautiously looking around him. With his Solid Eye, he began to scan the whole block for a radar view until he felt two pair of hands grabbing his legs.

Izuku didn't jump but quickly looked down to see a white-haired girl in tatters and bandages with a particular horn poking out of her forehead. Izuku kneeled to her height and examined her injuries. The results show that she had multiple lacerations in the arms and legs as well as injections on her wrist and bruising on her back and legs as well.

Izuku scowled at the injuries and soften his expression when the white-haired girl is on the verge of crying.

Izuku: What's wrong, little one? Talk to me.

???: Help... Me... Please.

Izuku was taken aback at her cry for help as the little girl was on the verge of crying. Just what the hell is happening to her? Just before he could ask another question. Izuku was alerted by an unknown presence that made his Solid Eye go wild.

The sound of heels made Izuku look towards the alley. The figure stopped right before the light touches, creating a silhouette of this mysterious person. Izuku simply activated heat vision on his Solid Eye. The figure was a female, no surprises, abut what surprised him is that there was a beak-like mask attached to her face. That said person walked out of the shadows, only to reveal herself to be Chai Chisaki, Overhaul. The notorious Yakuza leader of the Shie Hassaikai. 

Izuku, the man he is, stood up and squinted his eyes at her. Chai stopped for a moment and realized what she saw. 

Her future husband. 

Unbeknownst to Izuku, Chai was licking her lips inside her mask. Her lust was in full overdrive, she just wanted to pounce on him, but her inhibitions kept her from doing so. Switching back to her cold, and deadly personality. She walked up to Izuku, with her hands on her hips. 

Chai: I'm sorry about that, Mr. Midoriya. My daughter, Eri and I were just playing hide and seek and I- 

Izuku: It's fine. You don't have to apologize. Ok, Eri. Time to let go. 

Izuku tried to pry her off, but she didn't let go. When he looked down, Eri was already crying silently and her eyes were pleading to save her. Izuku gave a stern look that scared Eri, letting her go of his leg. Eri returned to Chai quietly. 

Chai: Good girl, Eri. Thank you for cooperating Mr. Midoriya. Perhaps we could meet again at another time? 

Izuku stood there dumbfounded for a moment until he regained his composure. 

Izuku: Why not. I don't have anything to do when I get home anyway. 

Chai smiled under her mask. It's been a while since she went out someone other than her members. Maybe she won't be alone anymore and Eri may have someone to look up to as a father figure. 

Chai: Good. I'll see you later~ 

Chai winked at Izuku, who blinked two times before he realized that a notorious Yakuza leader was trying to flirt with him. After Chai walked away, Izuku proceeded to walk home, thinking about Eri. 

Izuku: 'Eri. What is Overhaul doing with her and why is she close to death? Her stress levels were over 85%...' 

Izuku ignored this fact and went home as nothing happened...

Time Skip

He couldn't ignore it.

Izuku: So what I have been able to gather, Eri is something of value in Overhaul's eyes. But why is she hurt? Why are there scratches, bruises, and needle injections present all over her body? Well, I guess that's where I come in. 

Izuku walked into his dresser and pulled out a black sneaking suit with a built-in muscle suit with green outlines and pouches. He also pulled out a pair of green boots, green gloves, a green respirator with a big smile on it, and a green hood with bunny ears on it. 

A/N: Just as I like to keep the bandana for Izuku to wear, I decided to make his mask the same as the anime/manga. Oh, and this is an outline.

Next, Izuku starts rummaging his closets, pulling out cases of all different sizes from a friend that gave it to him many months ago. After taking out 10 of these cases. He began opening the big one first. turns out, he pulled out a Riot SMG, he began checking the parts out to make sure that it doesn't rattle and checked the barrels and the chambers to make sure it's clean. 

He opened another big box and pulled out an AR, but it was modded. The gun is lightweight, equipped with a marksman's stock, grip, muzzle brake, reflex sights, and a quick eject magazine chamber. Needless to say, he was happy to have a very good primary weapon. 

After that, he opened a little, black box that appeared to be where the ammunition is. He began reloading his clips with rubber bullets. He also took some live ones just in case things go south. Then, he opened a short, orange case and got a stun knife. Good choice, Izuku thought and went on the next box. 

Holy shit, why did they have to give a middle schooler an advanced sniper rifle such as an M2000-NL? Well, I don't fucking know. Anyways, he strapped the sniper rifle on his back and reloaded it with sleep darts. 

If Izuku wasn't grateful enough for his sniper rifle. The last gun he received was the A114 RP Sleep Gas Pistol. Even though it only has 2 rounds a magazine. The sleeping gas can knock out multiple people at once when they're close enough. Izuku looked at the mirror and saw how he looked. He flashed a grin, seeing how he looked like a one-man army 

After packing the essentials, Izuku told his mom that he's taking a "nap" and exited via window using his Light Feet to eliminate any noises. Following the mini-map displayed on his Solid Eye, he traveled to his destination point by hopping building to building using Light Feet. 

~Time Skip BTYB Chibi Izuku using his Phantom Cigar and a lady singing out of nowhere to magically skip time~ 

After arriving at his destination and waiting until midnight, he finally arrived at his destination. It was a compound with different types of houses like a gated community. Izuku started scouting around the area with his recon binoculars which can mark the enemy's location and provide a quick description of who they are and their stats. After doing reconnaissance around the complex, the infiltration began. 

Perched on a rooftop, Izuku took out his silenced, non-lethal sniper rifle. He slowly aimed the sniper at the gate guards and quickly render them asleep. Once Izuku cleared out the guards from the outside, he decided to use OctoCamo (Dark Gray) and started crawling across the road. Luckily, there were no cars that were traveling during that time because he would've been roadkill. He did not want his mother saying his name in the Game Over screen.

Once he reached the gate, Izuku opened the gate and walked casually as he saw the work he did. 

Bodies of sleeping men were everywhere. Some sleeping peacefully and some snoring loud as hell. 

Izuku: 'Okay, to remove the evidence...'

He began to carry the sleeping guards to the vans parked inside and put them into the back. After putting all the knocked out guards there. He began to gas the vans with sleeping gas grenades to make sure they get their good night sleep. 

Now that the outside guards have been dealt with, he began to get inside the hideout, which is underneath the whole complex. But it ain't infiltration without guards. Silently, Izuku took out the guards one by one. Izuku, using his stun knife to knock them down. The one thing that Izuku does this time is interrogating the higher-ups of the Yakuza using a REAL knife this time. 

After taking down a squad leader, Izuku held the combat knife on her throat, the squad leader cowering in fear as the legends about an ex-military vigilante is true. Izuku, with a voice modifier to sound like his fa- I mean, the legend himself, interrogated this poor soul.

(He modified it to sound like Solid Snake) 

Izuku: Where is Overhaul? Where is she hiding? 

SQ: She's hiding in her underground shelter! You'll never find her! The whole thing is like a god damn maze! 

Izuku: I don't care about that shit! JUST TELL ME WHERE SHE IS!!

The squad leader began to piss her pants and cried as Izuku's voice got angrier. 

SQ: I DON'T KNOW THEY DIDN'T TELL ME! PLEASE SPARE ME! 

Izuku knocked her out with his stun knife, not wanting to waste his time on a grunt. He tossed the squad leader onto his shoulders and dumped her in a dumpster. 

Izuku: 'Damn it, I need more info on this...' 

'Wait a minute, I don't need info if I can smash my way through it like anime logic! Alright, time to put this bird back to her cage.' 

Izuku used X-Ray Vision on his Solid Eye to find where the entrance of the lair is and found a hatch at the back of one of the buildings. Following the dark and damp hallways of the maze, he started his way through it. Using Overdrive to smash holes in the concrete walls, Izuku began to rampage his way through the lair. His little rampage produced tremors that can be mistaken as an earthquake. Each punch would send tremors that can be noticeable in the surface, making civilians worried about what's happening down under. 

But they aren't the only ones that noticed... 

~Somewhere in Japan, All Might's POV~ 

I was soundly asleep on my comfy bed until I start to feel my bed vibrating. I slowly got up from the commotion, only to stumble due to the intensity of the vibrations. I quickly grabbed my phone and called Nezumi. 

Nezumi: All Might? Why are you calling me? It's 2 in the morning for Kami's sake. 

Small Might: Do you seriously not feel that? 

Nezumi: Feel what-? 

Nezumi was suddenly interrupted by the intense tremors that shook her side. It was intense enough to be picked up by the phone. Nezumi stayed silent on the line before speaking again. 

Nezumi: Nevermind... 

Small Might: So, what do we do?

Nezumi: I must consult with the Elder Gods.

Small Might: What? 

Nezumi: I mean. Call Tsukauchi. Your old friend. We need to investigate these tremors, they're not normal at all. 

Small Might: Ok, Nezumi. I guess we'll meet up in the police department? 

Nezumi: Yep. 

Small Might: Alright, I'll see you there. 

~Time Skip BTYB Chibi Izuku sneaking around with a cardboard box~ 

All Might, now in her Muscle Form, and Nezumi met Tsukauchi in her office trying to explain the situation to her. 

Tsukauchi: We're currently investigating the source of the tremors. So far, the tremors seem to be made by a person due to the pattern it makes. So far, the tremors can be detected anywhere from 100 square miles to 400 square miles. It could be anywhere in this city! 

All Might groaned at the fact at how huge the tremors were. Meanwhile, Nezumi was thinking about who this person was and could produce such tremors in the first place. Her thoughts were swiftly cut off as one of the officers came running at the door looking for the detective. 

Officer: Detective, we found where the source of the tremors!

Tsukauchi perked up and walked towards the officer. 

Tsukauchi: Really? Where is it?

Officer: It turns out that the tremors were coming from underneath the Shie Hassakai's base of operations. But that's not important right now! 

Tsukauchi: What do you mean "not important"? 

Officer: The ones that caused the tremors... It's Him!

All Might, Nezumi, and Tsukauchi were shocked to hear this surprising fact. 

All Might: No way, is he the one behind the strong tremors? What could he possibly want from the Yakuza?! 

Nezumi: He's probably sweeping them off right now. As expected of the legend himself. 

'Damn it, I want to meet him right now. I heard he has a sweet tongue.'

Tsukauchi: Alright, this is it. He will not escape this time. We'll use this opportunity to gain his trust by helping him, then maybe he'll talk to us. 

'I wonder what's under that mask?' 

Nezumi: Alright then, I and Tsukauchi will talk to you guys in the surveillance station. Go ahead and call a strike team of pro heroes to take down some of the Yakuza members from the outside. The rest, he will take care of it. 

All Might and Tsukauchi: Understood! 

~Time Skip BTYB Nezumi consulting with the Elder Gods~ 

After dispatching the SWAT team and the police force, along with the pros that include Ryukyu, Fatgum, Eraserhead, All Might, Midnight. They finally arrived at their destination, but one thing was off... 

It was quiet. Too quiet. 

All Might and the strike team went inside the compound, the only thing that met their eyes was the body of sleeping guards. All Might was rather shocked that the rumors were true about him. He's not a killer. Unless he has to. 

The strike team searched the vans and found where the rest of the guards were. In the van, sleeping. Ryukyu and the strike team sweatdropped. 

Ryukyu: What? Why are they sleeping? 

Midnight: So it's what the rumors said. Non-lethal stealth. He's a master infiltrator, quirkless, but he was a fierce mercenary. Considered to be a legend in the eyes of the mercenary world. Hell, they even said that he leads an organization made up of free soldiers that weren't bound by law or country. Made up of free citizens that is looking for a free world... 

Eraserhead: Outer Heaven... An organization that also has quirkless men and women who came to serve with distinction. Fascinating. 

The talk was suddenly interrupted when the ground began to shake violently. The strike team was knocked off their feet. All Might began carrying her strike team out of the complex when she sensed that the something was going on below them. 

Just in the nick of time, the heroes got out safely before the ground erupted inside the complex and out came two figures. One was a huge bird human hybrid that had sharp claws and black substance surrounding her body. The second one was a very familiar figure that had 4 different guns strapped onto him and had a black and green sneaking suit with a little girl saddled behind his back.

Bird-Human Hybrid: SNAKE!!! It's not over! Not yet! 

All Might: No way... The Useless Snake! What is Kami's earth is he fighting? 

Everyone couldn't do anything as they watched the vigilante doing extreme maneuvers in mid-air as he dodged all the punches.

The said figure began to doing flips in the air as he dodged each punch until the hybrid's foot began to go straight for him. The vigilante saw this coming and held his ground and held the foot back without his quirk. 

(Reminds you of a particular scene?) 

All Might and the rest of the team were shocked that the man was able to hold back such weight and gawked. 

Izuku looked back to see that the cops have arrived as well as the pro heroes. He cursed himself that he busted his cover twice. 

Izuku: 'Damn it, this is the second time I got caught tonight! All Might is also here along with other heroes. Shit shit shit, think Izuku think!'

He looked back to see that the heroes were just standing there not helping him at all. 

Snake: Hey! Are you just gonna sit there or are you going to help me fight this thing?! 

This was enough to shake them off their daze and the pro heroes as they began to charge in and give the monster a bad time. 

~Moments before it happened~ 

Izuku: 'Alright, Izuku. 2 more rooms until you get to kick some ass. Just 2 more.'

He held his Sleep Gas Pistol tightly as he took a peek in the dark hallways. There was no one there but the dripping of water and the nonexistent wind howling. 

Izuku: 'Ok, then, Let's go-' 

Guard: Hey, what the hell are you doing here?!

It was at this moment that he knew. He fucked up. 

Izuku: *!*

https://youtu.be/8yGfQak-q9M

https://youtu.be/lnKeN9zIkoE

(Play both from top to bottom for maximum immersion)

Izuku: SHIT SHIT SHIT FUCK PISS DAMN FUCK SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK!

Our broccoli haired boyo was being fired left and right by guns and quirk projectiles but they were easily dodged as he was going all matrix-style on them. Dodging the bullets in mid-air and as thin as his hair gets. The camera angles and slow-mo shots were ludicrous, but he still nonetheless dodged it, despite being unrealistic at times. 

Meanwhile, Chai is drinking tea with Eri by her side. Quiet and still as the Yakuza leader sips her tea with her two trusted comrades. Chronostasis and Mimic. Both doing their own thing. Of course, everything descends into pandemonium as one of the guards kicked the door open. Chai spat her tea out as the sound startled her and the two looked to see the guard in distress. 

Mimic: What the fuck are you doing here other than disrespecting the boss?! 

Overhaul: Don't, Mimic. Anyways, what seems to be the problem?

Guard: H-H-H-He's here!!! 

All three of them began to pale under their masks as they all realized what was about to happen. 

On cue, they heard more ruckus outside the room, it was her grunts screaming and shouting bloody murder. Then, a loud explosion shakes the whole entire room, knocking off the whole tea set into the ground. The explosions became closer and closer and the screaming ceased until the explosions stopped. Chai and the rest of her cronies sighed in relief while Eri was wondering what the hell is happening until the wall behind Chai was obliterated. After that, two smoke grenades rolled out of the dust and went off, covering the whole room with smoke. 

Eri was panicking, she doesn't know who or what is doing this. Will she get kidnapped again? Will she get hurt? Will she... die? These thoughts were circling around Eri's mind until a hand grabbed her shirt and yanked her. Eri closed her eyes, expecting the worst. Until she heard a voice. 

???: Hey, Eri! Are you there?

Eri slowly opened one eye to see a grinning rabbit carrying her with one arm. She was really confused at first until she looked around and saw that she isn't with HER. But she's with a... man? SHE told her a long while ago that men and boys are weak and worthless, but she didn't tell her why. Now seeing a man face to face, she was awestruck that a man would be so kind as to rescue her. Now that got her curious. 

Eri: E-Excuse me... Uhm, M-M-Mr. Rabbit? 

The said rabbit looked at her. Making her nervous. 

Rabbit: Yes? 

Eri was silent for a moment until she got the courage to speak up. 

Eri: Why did you rescue me from them? You're a man. I heard that all of them are weak and worthless. Why did you save me? How do you know my name? 

The rabbit didn't say a word until he chuckled. 

Rabbit: Eri... I'm not like the rest of the men that the girls call weak. I'm a special one, and you've met him before.

Eri tilted her head in confusion, wondering what the rabbit just said and increasing her cute factor. 

Eri: I did? 

Rabbit: Yes, you did... 

The rabbit took his mask off, revealing it to be the green-haired boy that she met earlier. Her eyes widened as she didn't know that it would be him of all things. 

Rabbit: It's Izuku Midoriya. You probably have heard of that name already. 

Eri: Yeah! SHE always talks about you and how she wants to be squished by your huge muscular arms and how she wants you to hold her... Uhm... 

Izuku didn't need to ask who's "she" and paled. Not wanting to ruin this innocent, traumatized, young girl, he changed the subject. 

Izuku: You don't have to tell me that. Anyways, do you know why I rescued you? 

Eri shook her head. 

It's because some of THEM will tell me that I was a butt for not saving you before they read the time skip. Also because it's what heroes do. 

Eri brightened up as her savior revealed to her that he's a hero. 

Eri: Really?! What's your hero name and what kind of hero are you?! 

Izuku chuckled.

Izuku: My hero name is Useless Snake...

His expression changed into a sad one. 

...and I'm an illegal one. 

Eri looked at her confused not because of what he said a moment ago, but why he looks like a rabbit instead of a snake. 

Eri: If you call yourself Snake. Then why are you wearing a rabbit mask? 

Izuku stared at her and looked at the rabbit mask. 

Izuku: ... Perhaps that's a story for another time for you... and all of THEM. 

Eri: Who's THEM? 

Izuku: ... Another story for you one day... 

Eri cutely pouts at Izuku for being a huge jerk.

Eri: Awwww! Not fair... 

Izuku chuckles and ruffles Eri's hair. 

Izuku: If we get out of here safely. 

He puts back his rabbit mask onto his face.

Izuku then puts Eri on his shoulders.

Izuku: Ok, Eri. It's time to get out of this-

A loud explosion was heard across the hallway. Izuku looked to his right, but there was nobody there until he noticed a crack below his foot. 

'Shit... What the hell did she do now?' 

Izuku: Alright, Eri. Hold on tight. This will be a hit.

On cue, Eri tightly hugs Izuku and everything went into a blur. 

~Present Time~

The Pro Heroes began to do their part. Ryukyu transforming a dragon and began to claw the bird human hybrid. All Might began to do hit and run tactics that focused on the vital points like her knees, arm, jaw, and feet. Midnight, Eraserhead and Fatgum and the police took care of the reinforcements that came shortly after monster busted. 

Izuku was riding on Ryukyu's left shoulder, providing coverage for the heroes and the police team. Eri was still holding onto me like life support, watching me take down the Yakuza members one by one. 

Ryukyu then got punched in the jaw taking a few steps back and made Izuku lose a bit of balance. Izuku quickly regained his balance and composure as well as Ryukyu. In an instant, an idea popped inside my head. I hesitated at first, but I have no choice but to do it. 

Izuku: Ryukyu! 

The Dragon Hero heard me say her name and glanced at me. 

Ryukyu: What is it, Snake? I'm kinda busy over here... 

Izuku's lips began to form a smile. 

Izuku: I want you to get that beast near that hole that she and I came out of. 

Ryukyu: Why do you want me to... No way, are you seriously going to do that? 

Izuku smirked. 

Izuku: Oh yes I am. Watch me. 

Ryukyu: ... If you say so.

From there, Ryukyu began her relentless assault on the monster. With each strike, the monster staggers near the hole. With the help of All Might, the monster got pushed back rather quickly than he anticipated. When the monster was about 3 steps away from the hole, Izuku signaled Ryukyu to stop the assault and standby. Izuku puts Eri down on her shoulders and tells her to stay there for a second.

Izuku: Here I go!!! 

Ryukyu: Wait, what are you-?!

Izuku jumps off the Dragon Hero's shoulders and cocked his fist back and shouts... 

ROCKET PUNCH!!! (ロケットパンチ!!!)

https://youtu.be/A3xagZxGiog

(How Ground Zeroes should've ended. And no, Izuku's fist didn't do that...) 

Izuku sends a powerful punch to the monster's face, taking exactly three steps backward and falling down the hole she crawled out of, knocking her out. Izuku smirks triumphantly until he stopped moving mid-air and looks down to see that he's in the outer edge of the hole. 

Izuku: Oh shit... 

AHHHHHHHH!!!

Izuku begins to plummet back down at a very alarming rate, Ryukyu tried to grab you, but she failed to when her claws were inches away from catching your legs. As Izuku plummet down to his eventual fate, Izuku realized that there was a slope that was leading down the hole. He also realized that he was directly landing on the slope. 

Izuku: Holy shi-!

Before he finished the sentence, Izuku hit the ground hard, bruising his right ribcage and began to roll down into the hole. As he rolls down into the hole, his suit gets cut by multiple sharp objects like concrete, rebar frames, and scrap metal. Then he gets impaled by a stray rebar frame, he grunted in pain/ Unfortunately, the rebar frame that impaled him snapped, making Izuku roll down again. Unfortunately, he falls down the hole in which the monster lays. 

Izuku: AAHHH!!! What the hell?! AUTHORRRrrrr... GAAAHK!!!!

Izuku hits the ground with a loud crunch. Breaking his left ribcage, lucky that it didn't puncture the left lung.

Izuku: Great, my ribs are broken and bruised... Good thing I have this as back up... 

He takes out a syringe that says 'ST1MPAK' and injects it onto his ribs. Shortly after the injection, Izuku felt his ribs going back to normal, the bruise was gone and the stinging pain ceased. But the cuts were nowhere near healed and the rebar is still stuck on his body. Also, his left hand was dislocated. As well as his right foot. Scratch that, he was all kinds of fucked as injuries were still present on his body. 

Izuku: ...Fuck. Should've fixed my injuries before injecting the STIM...

If Izuku's luck wasn't bad already, All Might found him while she began to investigate the hole. She gasps at the sight of Izuku, who looks like he's seen better days. 

All Might: SNAKE! Are you... okay? 

All Might stopped running as her eyes soften up and looks at him. 

All Might: Izuku?... Is that you?

Izuku was shocked and panicked that All Might knew of his identity until the nonexistent wind kicked in and he felt his hair brushing against the wind. His eyes widened as the mask was destroyed leaving his bushy hair exposed and his left eye, too. Seeing that his mask is already useless, he took it off and lay it beside him. 

Izuku: Damn... That mask was my favorite... Guess this is it, huh?

Izuku looked up to see All Might already in front of him, to which his surprise, he was hugged. 

All Might: Oh, Izuku!!! I'm glad you're okay! 

Izuku: Upupup! All Might! You're gonna hurt me! 

All Might instantly retract and looks at him with horror. It looks like he's been run over by an 18-wheeler. She wanted to throw up, but she can't afford to show weakness in front of him. Just for him. 

All Might: Izuku... 

Izuku: I know, I know. I look like a pile of meat tossed in the middle of a highway. 

All Might was taken aback. How the hell is he still breathing? Why is Izuku calm at a time like this? 

All Might: Come on, Izuku... You have to get you to the hospital-

Izuku: NO! 

All Might jumped at the harsh tone of his voice. He realized what he did and looked down in shame. 

Izuku: Sorry... But, you don't have to do that... 

All Might: Izuku, what do you mean "sorry"? 

She didn't like where this is going... At all. 

Izuku pulled out his knife, pliers, and bandages. 

Izuku: For this. 

https://youtu.be/G4XYJrUnoeY

(Just look for the healing animations. Too lazy to pinpoint them lmao) 

Izuku first saw that his right knee had a 12-inch wire lodged into it. He kneeled down and began to pull it out. The squelching of his flesh when he took out that wire was making All Might's stomach (if she still had one) squirm. Just on time, the rest of the pro heroes found All Might with Izuku. They were shocked that the Snake turned out to be The Boy With A Quirk. What also made them shocked was that he pulled the rebar out of his stomach without screaming in agony, making them wince. 

Eraserhead was pretty sure that people had nerves. When Izuku fixed his dislocated left arm without showing any emotion. Her very tired eyes widened as Izuku pulled out a nail from his hands. 

Just... What the hell, Izuku? 

Midnight couldn't believe what she's seeing, it was the Boy With A Quirk. Standing right in front of her. Taking out a lodged bullet out of his arms by poking through the other side of his arms. This made her confused and disgusted at the same time. She was also pretty sure that Recovery Girl would castrate him for doing this. She told herself that this is not real and everything would be okay once the writing is over. 

Ryukyu may have seen many things as a hero, but this one takes the cake. Izuku being the Useless Snake is one thing, but him doing medical procedures to himself. Next time, she needs to remind herself why she doesn't like to have bullet wounds. She holds her gut in as Izuku used his teeth to take out a shallow bullet wound and spits it out. 

Just before every single one of them throws up, Recovery Girl comes to the scene with paramedics. 

Recovery Girl: Ok, what's going on... here... 

Izuku fixes his dislocated right foot with a sickening pop, before looking up at Recovery Girl. Which she had a menacing aura surrounding her. Right beside her was Inko, which also had a menacing aura directed to the heroes. Not only that but she also had pots, pans, and knives floating around her and were pointed at the heroes. 

RG/Inko: ゴゴゴゴ

Izuku and the rest of the heroes didn't like where this is going. 

Izuku: *whispers* Uhm, All Might... We have to go... 

All Might: *whispers* Where to though? 

Izuku: *whispers* Anywhere! 

All Might: *whispers* Good point.

All Might grabbed Izuku's right hand and he held her tightly as they jumped out off the hole and ran. The rest of the cast chased them until they were tired and eventually patched Izuku up properly. Inko became fond of Eri quickly. All Might, Tsukauchi, Nezumi were talking to Izuku. 

All Might: Izuku, we never expected you to become the Useless Snake after all of this. You also managed to beat that monster down without your quirk. Which the monster turned out to be a fusion of Overhaul and her cohort, Mimic. 

Nezumi: To be able to do some extraordinary feats for your age. It's unbelievable that you're still alive after all of this. Especially, what happened to you back at that hole... 

Tsukauchi: But why call yourself useless? From what I see, you're very far from useless. Stopping 15 gangs and stopping 5 gang wars, which you defeat both single-handedly. Why? Why call yourself that? 

Izuku looked down on the ground and looked back at her. 

Izuku: It's... a personal matter of mine. Something we, the snakes, must carry on. Let's just say that I'm the special one out of the group of 5. 

This made the three girls confused. 

Izuku: You'll know why soon enough. For now, I'll haul my ass home. I want to see my little sister. 

Izuku turned around and walked until he suddenly passes out. 

Izuku: No... Fox... 

To be Continued

A/N: Kept you waiting, huh? Well, it has been a full two weeks since I updated this damn book. Anyways, I'm feeling better now. I have the rest of the week to myself and the coughing has stopped for now. That's it for me. Stay safe.