I have a version in hell, so might as well write one for when they're still human.

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Alastor was always the popular fellow in the day, a loud and proud fellow. He ran the number one radio stations in lovely little New Orleans, Louisiana.

(Y/n) however, was a big city girl who had decided to move with some riches from her wealthy family to start her own life. She was just a pretty face, looking for a job that could keep her going.

The two were never meant to meet, but no one controls fate.

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Church bell
A talkative woman

Flapdoodle
A sexually incompetent man, who is either too young to have had sex or one who is too old to attempt it

Foozler
A bungler, or one who does things clumsily

Gibface
An ugly person, especially one with a heavy lower jaw

Hedge-creeper
A prostitute, who presumably works in the countryside

Hornswoggler
A fraud or cheat

Jollocks
A fat person

Meater
A coward

Mumbling cove
A shabby person or an unpleasant, deceitful landlord

Goop
A stupid person.

Hawkshaw
A detective.

Wisenheimer
Someone who thinks he or she is smarter than everyone else.

Date
A stupid person.

Grifter
A con artist

Jake
Alright

On the make
Flirting, making advances on people

Bank's closed
No kissing or making out

Cash or check?
Do you kiss now or later?

Chassis
The female body.

Drugstore cowboy
A guy that hangs around on a street corner, trying to pick up girls.

Giggle juice
Alcohol.

Orchid
Something expensive.

Zozzled
Drunk

Germsville
Doctor's office

Wet rag
boring person

Don't flip your wig
don't get so mad or excited your wig or toupee flies off

Peepers
glasses

Doll
attractive or helpful person ( this is probably going to be the most used)

(May or may not be used)

Anyway. Here's the other stuff.

(Y/n) : Your Name

(M/n) : Middle Name (If you have one)

(L/n) : Last Name

(E/c) : Eye Color

(S/c) : Skin Color

(F/f) : Favorite Food

(F/c) : Favorite Color

(F/s) : Favorite Season

(If there are any new ones, I'll add them)