Finally, a Normal Date...
Dick's POV
"So, you don't think Bruce'll kill us?" I ask, slurping my milkshake.
"No. He can't. He just said to look after the cave. Not to go out on patrol. Besides, he's going to be back soon anyway." Babs popped the bubbles on her milkshake with her straw.
"I was thinking later we could go back to the Manor, watch a movie..." I trail off, staring at the batsignal.
"Seriously? Now?" Babs huffs. "My gear's in your car. Come on."
I pull on my suit in the from of the car, while Babs is in the back. I can't help but glance at the mirror. How is it physically possible for someone to be so beautiful as her? And...hot. I can't deny that the thought of...doing it...with Babs wasn't at least appealing. Focus, Grayson.
"Behind-argh!" Crazy Quilt hurls Babs into me, and we both fly into a tiny safe. Great.
"Do you have a torch or something?" I hiss. A warm light flickers on.
"Just my emergency glow lamp." Babs is practically lying sideways over me. It's not exactly the most fun.
"That better be your utility belt pressing against my thigh." Babs whispers. Oh fudge sticks.
"What?! Um...yeah. It's my belt." Please oh please hurry up Bruce. "So, Batgirl, I-" I'm cut off by the sudden falling sensation. As we hit the ground, I realise Babs' head is going to have the most impact, so I wrap my arms around her cowl.
"Thinkcleanthinkcleanthinkclean." I mutter to myself. Suddenly a blinding light fills the safe, and Babs and I topple out one after the other. I quickly wrap my cape around myself so no one can see my...um...erection.
"Are you guys okay?" Bruce asks.
"Yeah." Babs blows her fringe to the side. "Nothing a few stretches won't fix."
"I'm fine." I say quickly. "You know, I think I'm going to head back to the cave now. Bye!"
Barbara's POV
Bruce and I stand in silence, waiting for Dick to leave.
"He had a erection, didn't he?" Bruce asks bluntly, without even looking at me.
"Yeah." I say in the same fashion.
"He thinks he covered it up." Bruce observes.
"Well duh. I'm not the the 'World's Greatest Detective's' protege for nothing." I fold my arms.
"Well...use protection." He advises awkwardly.
"Relax, Bats. My dad gave me the 'Birds and The Bees' talk when I was twelve." I say. "It went like this: 'If a guy ever tries to bang you, you bang him in the head with any heavy objects at hand. Then call me to arrest said guy'." I quote.
"Sounds like golden advice." Bruce says sarcastically.
"That's my dad for you." I smirk. "Anyway, aren't you the guy who ended up having sex with Talia Al Ghul?" I elbow Bruce.
"I-that-she- That was one time. And she drugged me."
"You keep telling us that." Then I jump on my batcycle before Bruce can chase me for that.
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