When your best friend is super model 

I said the word dick to her and she screamed 

It was funny 

My granddaughter knows more about sex than I do :( 

I hit people with my ruler 

It left red marks 

It was awesome 

One of them got hit me back 

I didn't hurt 

I arm wrested it was fun 

I lost because I felt like something popped, I'm fine now 

Today was okay 

I had a free period 

"I love Shane to" 

Me- I LOVE YOU