"Seto, you've literally have not put down your phone for the last, I don't know, twelve fucking hours?"

Seto blinked, frowning, "And this concerns you how?"

"Well, I want to know who you're talking to." Seto let out a bitter laugh.

"You think it's that easy to access my phone?" Seto questioned, shutting off the device and tossing it to Isaac. "Be my guest, good luck figuring out the password."

Isaac was surprised to be met with a different language as Seto's home screen — the letters, the numbers, everything.

"What the fuck is this, Chinese?" Isaac exclaimed.

"Standard Galactic," Seto shrugged.

"How the fuck—" Isaac groaned, putting down the phone after first glance. "Whatever."

He huffed, walking straight out of the room. Seto giggled, picking up his own phone while muttering, "What an idiot."

new message from Fuckboy™

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Finished your homework yet?
<33
sent at 2:57pm

it's
it's literally been only ten minutes
read at 2:58pm

</3
sent at 2:58pm

Yeah boohoo
e.e
read at 2:58pm

Cmon Sealion don't let me distract you
;)
sent at 2:58pm

Shut the fuck up and we have a deal
read at 2:58pm

Are you always this moody?
sent at 2:58pm

Are you always this annoying?
read at 2:59pm

Yes
Now you give me your answer
sent at 2:59pm

No
I'm not
read at 2:59pm

Well judging by our conversations
sent at 2:59pm

I'm not fucking moody
read at 2:59pm

You are moody
sent at 2:59pm

You type slow
read at 2:59pm

Your salty
sent at 3:00pm

It's you're*****
read at 3:00pm

Would you even be saying this
to my actual face in
real life?
sent at 3:00pm

No
read at 3:00pm

Do you love me?
<333
sent at 3:00pm

No
I don't
read at 3:00pm

You do love me don't you
I love me too <333
sent at 3:00pm

I do not love you
As I said before I ain't gay
read at 3:00pm

I'll be the guy who turns you gay
You don't have a girlfriend do you
sent at 3:00pm

No I don't
read at 3:00pm

Perfect
sent at 3:01pm

Sounds like you're plotting to
kidnap me
read at 3:01pm

It ain't like that babe
sent at 3:01pm

Yeah okay says the guy who
asked for my age
read at 3:01pm

It ain't like that babe <4
sent at 3:01pm

The fuck is a "<4"
read at 3:01pm

Shit I meant <3
<33333333
sent at 3:01pm

Yeah I'm really feeling the love
You piece of shit
read at 3:01pm

Don't be so salty
Let me pass on some more love
sent at 3:01pm

Don't
I swear to god
read at 3:02pm

(*☻-☻*)(｀・∀・')(*≧∀≦*)
( 'Д')y━･~~（╹◡╹）♡
(((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))♡
sent at 3:04pm

Oh my fucking god you need
to stop
read at 3:04pm

(((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))♡
sent at 3:05pm

Stop
read at 3:05pm

(((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))♡
sent at 3:05pm

I'm gonna find you
read at 3:05pm

(((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))♡
sent at 3:05pm

And rip out your throat
read at 3:05pm

(((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))♡
sent at 3:05pm

Are you a weeaboo
read at 3:05pm

Says the one who watches anime
sent at 3:05pm

I'm half Japanese you piece of shit
read at 3:06pm

Omg another fact about you
<3
sent at 3:06pm

Shut
read at 3:06pm

What's the other half
sent at 3:06pm

British
read at 3:06pm

Do you have a British accent
<33
sent at 3:06pm

No
read at 3:06pm

That's weird because I
saw heard someone with a
british accent today
sent at 3:07pm

What did he look like??
read at 3:07pm

Don't know but he curses
sent at 3:07pm

Must be a coincidence
read at 3:07pm

Why
Do you know someone who's British??
sent at 3:07pm

No
read at 3:07pm

What if we live in the same town
sent at 3:07pm

I wouldn't want to live with pollution
read at 3:08pm

Are you implying that I'm trash
sent at 3:08pm

Yes
I am in fact implying that you are
literally trash
read at 3:08pm

My nonexistent feelings!!1!!1
</3
sent at 3:08pm

Sometimes I wonder why I'm still
texting you
read at 3:08pm

Well maybe because that's what
friends do
sent at 3:09pm

We aren't friends
read at 3:09pm

Are you sure about that...
Seto?
<3
sent at 3:09pm

God you're so annoying
read at 3:09pm

Finish your homework
sent at 3:09pm

You've distracted me for ten
minutes I'm lazy now
read at 3:09pm

Listen to your daddy
;)
sent at 3:09pm

Can you fucking not
read at 3:09pm

Come on
Don't you have a folder or something
filled with homework
sent at 3:09pm

I do
read at 3:09pm

Can I kiss the bride
sent at 3:10pm

Shut the fuck up
read at 3:10pm

You really use the word
fuck a lot
sent at 3:10pm

Yeah right
e.e
read at 3:10pm

One day you'll be screaming
"Fuck me Brice!"
sent at 3:10pm

Hell no
read at 3:10pm

Cmon admit it sweetheart
<3
sent at 3:10pm

You are nothing but smooth aren't
you
read at 3:11pm

Well I shave my legs
sent at 3:11pm

Wow you do
read at 3:11pm

Let me guess you're naturally
hairy leg free because you're asian
sent at 3:11pm

Maybe
read at 3:11pm

That's bullshit
sent at 3:11pm

You're bullshit
read at 3:11pm

But seriously tho finish your
homework
sent at 3:11pm

I'm getting it out now
read at 3:12pm

Aww I convinced you to do
something
sent at 3:12pm

Shut up
read at 3:12pm

Never <3
sent at 3:12pm

I can't imagine being in the same
room as you
read at 3:12pm

I can't either
With you it'll be a dream <3
sent at 3:12pm

What a wet dream
read at 3:12pm

Ofc
sent at 3:12pm

You don't even know how I look
like
read at 3:12pm

Well I do have a vague idea
sent at 3:12pm

Yeah right
read at 3:13pm

If I google Seto
sent at 3:13pm

Go ahead I dare you
read at 3:13

It's literally all anime characters
sent at 3:15pm

Told you to try it
read at 3:15pm

I mean you can look like an anime
character
sent at 3:15pm

Yeah sure
Whatever you want Brice
read at 3:15pm

Whatever I want?
;)))
sent at 3:15pm

No actually fuck off
read at 3:15pm

I'll fuck off to your photo
sent at 3:15pm

I hope your dick falls off
read at 3:16pm

Then how will I give pleasure to
my sweet boy?
;)))
sent at 3:16pm

Do you always act like a fuckboy
read at 3:16pm

I mean people look at me like
that
sent at 3:16pm

Gross
read at 3:16pm

Jealous? <3
sent at 3:16pm

No
read at 3:16pm

I bet you are
<3
sent at 3:17pm

You know what
I'm done
read at 3:19pm

Here I made art for us
sent at 3:19pm

I swear to god
read at 3:19pm

I imagine you with black hair
sent at 3:20pm

I have brown hair
read at 3:21pm

sent at 3:24pm

I'm just going to do my homework
read at 3:24pm

Text me if you need help with it
Love you <3
sent at 3:24pm

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Seto sighed, shaking his head and looking at the picture Brice drew.

"He has blond hair," he murmured monotonously while saving the image to his phone.

He set the photo as his home screen background, and went to complete his English homework.