August 9th, 20XX
4:05 PM, OKST
~4 Years Ago~

[Online: Dante; Travis; Nicole; Lucinda; Aphmau; Katelyn; smOL grEEn bEan]

Aphmau: Sup, guys?

Travis: Yo.

Katelyn: That didn't exactly answer her question, Travis.

Dante: is there truly an answer to the question of sup it doesnt truly have a derivative in which you would need to truly identify its true meaning it is not a conjunction just a word made up by this generation who believes they control the world at their fingertips therefore how would you give an answer to a question that doesnt truly exist

Lucinda: Alright, Plato. Let's calm down a bit here.

Travis: Dante, bro, it's just slang for "what's up". No point in getting philosophical and shit, here.

Dante: sorry

Nicole: No need to apologize! I think all of that philosophical stuff is really cool, and makes me think about the world all deep and shit.

Dante: ...

Dante: thanks i guess

smOL grEEn bEan: Wait, guys, who the heck is "smOL grEEn bEan".

smOL grEEn bEan: Oh, wait, shoot... That's me... How the Hell did that happen?

Aphmau: Oh goodness, I'm dying. 😂

Dante: Are you, now?

Travis: Yo, bro, your grammar magically fix itself?

Dante: I guess so. About time. I was getting sick of this damned computer not picking up my inputs.

Katelyn: Weird how it just suddenly started working...

Dante: Eh...

Aphmau: Anyways! Back to... the smol green bean... Who is it?

smOL grEEn bEan: Vylad.

Katelyn: Shoulda figured. The name's cute by the way.

smOL grEEn bEan: I guess it is...

Nicole: How did it change if it weren't for you?

Dante: Perhaps, a hacker?

Lucinda: Or maybe, some unknown third party started a petition, and suddenly your nickname just magically changed on your own, through the mystical power of fanfiction, to please the readers?

Aphmau: ...

smOL grEEn bEan: ...

Travis: ...

Katelyn: ...

Nicole: ...

Dante: ...

Travis: Reasonable.

Katelyn: Yeah, seems legit.

Aphmau: Completely understandable.

Nicole: Yeah.

smOL grEEn bEan: Explains everything.

Dante: ...

Dante: Uh, yeah, sure.

Lucinda: Thank you, wonderful friends.

Lucinda: I must now take my leave, however. A white owl has flown to my window, and I must greet him. He seems to be beckoning me over. Goodbye, dearest friends.

[Lucinda Has Disconnected]

Travis: I love her so goddamn much. She is amazing.

smOL grEEn bEan: Well, as much as this name is adorable, I'm gonna change it back.

Aphmau: Awwwwww. 😢😭

smOL grEEn bEan: Sorry, Aph.

[smOL grEEn bEan Has Updated Their Profile]

Vylad: Aw, man. Now I miss it.

Aphmau: I have to take my leave, now. I miss the beautiful name all too much. Goodbye, humans!

[Aphmau Has Disconnected]

Travis: ...

Dante: ...

Katelyn: Welp, since it seems to be that everyone's leaving...I'm leaving as well. Bye, losers.

[Katelyn Has Disconnected]

Nicole: Dante, are you logging off, too~? 😔

Dante: Unfortunately, I have some business to attend to.

Nicole: Aw, man. Okay, I'm leaving as well, then...

[Dante Has Disconnected]

[Nicole Has Disconnected]

Travis: So, little dude, wanna log off as well?

Vylad: I guess so.

Travis: Say hi to your brother for me?

Vylad: Which one?

Travis: ...

[Travis Has Disconnected]

Vylad: ...

Vylad: Whatever.

[Vylad Has Disconnected]

~Present Day~

[PMs: Dante/Gene]

Dante: Status report!

Gene: He is accounted for...

Gene: He seems to be already comfortable back here.

Dante: Good. Make sure you tend to his needs... Make him feel...welcomed.

Gene: Understood, sir.

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[PMs: Nicole/Katelyn]

Nicole: Katie~!

Nicole: Hiya, Katelyn!

Katelyn: ...

Katelyn: This can't be real...

Nicole: I've missed you, BFF.

Katelyn: FUCK YOU! DON'T FUCKING TEXT ME YOU SON OF A BITCH! I WANT YOU OUT OF MY LIFE!

[Successfully Blocked: Nicole]

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[PMs: Travis/Zane]

Travis: Zane, how you holding up?

Zane: ...

Zane: Would you know if I'm lying, if I said, "I'm fine"?

Travis: Yes...

Zane: Then; I feel like complete and utter shit...

Travis: Want me to come over? I baked cupcakes.

Zane: Yes please...

Zane: And not just for the cupcakes...

Zane: I miss you...

Travis: Aw. 💚

Zane: Though, the sweets are a nice bonus...

Travis: LOL.

Travis: Coming over right away. Be there in a bit.

Zane: Ok...

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