Once upon a time a farmer he planted an onion on the ground, the onion grew as big as Sam's forehead

(Sam's my twin)

When it was farming time the farmer farmed up the onion and sold it to your local farm community

and then where they sell onions to ogres the onions that was shipped through a box, like the animals in that one Madagascar movie

Then they eventually got to the shipment to Shreks swamp, Shrek opened the box and started eating the onions and then a bombing siren went off of Shrek onion iPhone 69 it was a nuclear Shrek ran to his bunker ...

He left the onions outside then the onions became alive by the nuclear radiation or whatever, then the onions broke into Shrek bunker and started attacking Shrek! but Shrek pulled out his rocker launcher

He started shooting at the onions!!!!!!!!!!!!and then the onions grabbed all of the guns and started shooting at him

And then lord Farquaad broke into Shrek bunker and ATE all the onions and then Rumpelstiltskin broke in and chopped lord Farquaad head off with a butter knife like a creamy stick of butter

And then berry bee benson flew in at high speed started playing some jazz and Shrek and Rumpelstiltskin starting disco dancing to berrys rad jazz (my dude) and then James Sharles and billie eyelash started rocking out to the rad jazz

And then Jojo siwa came in and got married to James Sharles then they jumped onto a pool of onion Greece and died.

Then shrek burened everyone there alive becouse they where in his swamp

Then shreks wife drowend in mud and shreck was now super depressed. So Shrek decided to become emo so he grew out his hair and dyed it black showing his true side.

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My friend total didn't write this...