edited: 11/20/21

3:44AM

JK: I have an important dilemma.

Y/n: Did you lose your banana milk again? I literally just put it in your bag this morning.

JK: wHaT? Baby, i'm not a kid I don't need milk anymore.

Y/n: It's in the bottom pocket in your bag.

JK: You sure it's banana flavored and not strawberry like last time?

Y/n: Do you dare doubt me?

Y/n: You should be grateful right now. I almost forgot to place it in your bag with the amount of laundry I had to do for you today.

Taehyung: I would appreciate you better than him.

JK: Keep dreaming sucker.

Taehyung: At least I would buy her Gucci instead of forcing her to play overwatch for five hours straight.

Y/n: He does have a point kook.

JK: WELL tOO BAD. She isn't your girlfriend, she's mine.

Taehyung: For now.

JK: Do smell a threat?

Taehyung: No, you probably smell the clothes you haven't washed in a week.

Y/n: Okay that's disgusting.

JK: I AM A GROWING MAN-

Jimin: I'm more nicer than the both of you combined.

Y/n: That ain't a lie- you got to be honest he's right about that.

Taehyung: pFT at least I have Gucci.

JK: I HAVE FOOD!

Jimin: I HAVE ABS BITCH

Jimin:

Taehyung:

Taehyung: shit he's right, how can we compare to abs? girls love them-

Y/n: That also is a valid point.

JK: Well then let me just remind you of one of my photoshoots.

JK:

Y/n: Holy fuck look at my boyfriend flex.

Taehyung: I think I'm gay now-

Jimin: NO FAIR I HAD ABS FIRST

Jk: TOO BAD I GOT ABS NOW TOO

Jimin: I WAS BORN IN BUSAN FIRST YOU LIL MOTHER FUCKER

JK: THEY SAVE THE BEST FOR LAST

Taehyung: Yea ima take my gucci bag and leave.

Y/n: Take me with you.