text | playboy stalker
So I don't know necessarily what I wrote but if you want a part two in oneshot form then I guess let me know? Have a great day y'all~
-you have received a new text message-
unknown:
Hey ash what was the homework for algebra?
unknown:
Ash?
unknown:
Why the hell aren't you answering?!
unknown:
God damn it girl pick up the phone!
y/n:
WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?!
unknown:
Ash? What do you mean who am I?
unknown:
I sit right next to you in English, the guy you keep drooling over in class duh
y/n:
I don't know who you are and honestly I don't care
y/n:
Besides I don't have english bitch I have French
unknown:
Ouch chill girl I get it, you're into French kissing more then the American type
unknown:
That totally didn't hurt my ego
y/n:
that doesn't even deserve a reply
unknown:
understandable darling, girls are usually too busy hyperventilating over me to reply back
unkown:
it's okay take your time, I'm not going anywhere :)
y/n:
Wahhh awesome! I get to hang out with a bish like you when I have already tons of your type in my hell hole called school
y/n:
So sorry but I'm going to go do something with my life, rather than just read the shit that falls out of your mouth apparently
unknown:
Okay that's called cyber bullying miss, I'm going to have to now proceed with the necessary restraints
y/n:
Yes please! Block me to your hearts content!
y/n:
Or better yet, I can block you for good measure, see problem solved I'll do it right now
unknown:
You can block me but that doesn't mean I'll stop trying to annoy you, besides I'm bored.
unknown:
You're a person, granted not a normal one....but still you can talk. And I really want to talk to someone right now ^^
unknown:
the silent treatment huh? well my names Jungkook thanks for asking, official playboy bunny at your service madam ;)
-the next day-
jungkook:
Hey ash, I have a question
Jungkook:
I know you're there!
jungkook:
Im not stupid I see the notification that you're leaving me on 'read'
y/n:
Shit, what do you want now?
jungkook:
Well I'm currently hiding in the bathroom
jungkook:
standing on a toilet is not quite working for me
y/n:
why the hell are you standing on a toilet dude?!
jungkook:
Oh I see how it is, when I'm just talking to you, you ignore me. However when I have something interesting to say, or if my life is in danger like now, then you want ALL the details.
y/n:
Fine goodbye, have fun in the bathroom idiot
jungkook:
Wait no! I didn't mean that- I actually need help
y/n:
I'm listening
jungkook:
Well you see these girls attacked me today....and they're crowding outside the men's bathroom
y/n:
I'm thinking that we don't go to the same school, no one is that hot over here except one person
jungkook:
yes we do, I swear I've seen you before
y/n:
how the fuck do you know what I look like?
jungkook:
your profile picture, get with the program
y/n:
fuck- it is true then I have seen you around as well
jungkook:
Did you know that most people think red heads are the spawn of the devil?
jungkook:
please keep talking to me I'm trying to pass the time till they leave
y/n:
Are you fricken serious?
jungkook:
Yep
y/n:
No I mean you seriously believe in all that red head devil garbage?
jungkook:
Yep
y/n:
You're way dumber than I thought
jungkook:
ehhhh
y/n:
if you can't manage a more than three word reply then I ain't wasting my time on this convo
jungkook:
the life of a misunderstood hot ass
y/n:
Whatever helps you sleep at night, keep dreaming
jungkook:
You can help me sleep if ya want babe ;)
y/n:
don't make me block you
jungkook:
that's not a problem, there isn't a block button in real life darling~
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