text | code red

-you and Jungkook are dating-


y/n: jUnGkOOOOOK

Jungkook: wHaT nOw?!

y/n: CODE RED I REPEAT CODE RED!

Jungkook: YOU BLEW UP THE MICROWAVE AGAIN?! IM COMING HOME WITH A FIRE EXTINGUISHER HOLD UP BABY!!!

y/n: the fuck? That's code green, boi why you do dis to me?

Jungkook: oh shit sorry-

y/n: *le sigh* your making me rethink our whole relationship, I TRUSTED YOU-

Jungkook: I SWEAR ILL REMEMBER NEXT TIME!

y/n: okay good ^^

Jungkook: so....um what do you need again?

y/n: oh yea that! I got locked in the bathroom, don't worry I'm going to climb down from the window

Jungkook: babe...you got locked in our bathroom?

y/n: yep!

Jungkook: and your going to climb down the window from our two story house?

y/n: your so smart yea that's what I'm doing ^^

Jungkook: when there's absolutely NO TREE TO FUCEKN CLIMB DOWN JUST A PIPELINE

y/n: I thought you grasped the situation by now? Dude get with the program

Jungkook: HAHAHAHAHHA

y/n: uh..ha ha?

Jungkook: HAHAHAHA- YOU WILL STAY IN THE DAMN BATHROOM UNTIL I GET HOME!!!

y/n: soooooo Im just going to sit in the bathtub until you come home?

Jungkook: yes -.-

y/n: cool cool....one problem

Jungkook: what now?

y/n: I'm already climbing down, and I can text at the same time. Multitasking~ *flips le hair*

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