Lol so  I read a lot of fanfictions and a lot include one of the Otp parts getting drunk and getting raped/ or them fucking someone else or some shit and the other finding out. So I once was reading something and my dad walked into my room while I was saying I quote "I will scoop out your eyes with a melon baller and then eat them as if they were grapes" I'm not insane I swear lol. I think I'm dying of tiredness.