"My name means fiery", Kionus explained to his coworker as they were carrying boxes, "My hair was orange when I was born so they named me 'Kionus'. Unluckily for them, it was just the lighting in the hospital room. When they got home, they saw my hair was brown."

His coworker didn't regard him and continued carrying boxes.

"John, are you even listening?", Kionus asked.

John replied, "I asked you what your name meant, not your whole life story."

"Well that's what my name means."

John gave him a look. Kionus sighs.

The once happy Kionus used to work for the military, but got kicked out due to causing some...interesting problems. Ever since then he's been working at package port in Notrome.

His brother, Raiden, came up beside him, "Bro, you gotta check this out."

He showed Kionus a large array of pings all around the ancient temple.

"Woah", Kionus gasped, "Who did all this?"

"Tiagus."

"My old middle school buddy?"

"Yep."

"But why?"

Raiden shrugged, "Wants some kind of artifact."

"Did he have to bomb an entire mountain to reach it?", Kionus asked.

"Maybe it's just a vase and we'll get off without worry."

Kionus slapped his brother on the back of the head and continued carrying boxes, "Y'know this whole package port thing is your fault."

"It's not my fault that the toast slipped out of my hand during the skydiving procedure."

"Why did you even bring toast?"