Why...? Why life?

I HATE Skeppy and BadBoyHalo.

They're too overrated for my taste.

Speckledfire when you showed that video of BBH getting drunk... I wasn't thinking...

I told myself "ah, well technically I'm just watching a MineCraft-YouTuber-Gets-Drunk video... So I can watch it without thinking of Skeppy!"

That was a mistake ._.

After the episode I thought "Oh my... God... That. Was. Frikkin. Amazing... I need more..."

So I searched up "skeppy" on YT. And I got:

I watched that... I laughed... I wanted more...

And I regret my life...

Speckledfire what have you done to me?? XDXDXD

ANYWAYS!!!

I have a feeling that this is gonna take over a week... So...
Date I started writing:
19th July 2019

ONESHOT--BAD-FOREIGN-POTION:

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Halo(why did that feel wrong?) sat at his desk, bored and lonely.

He stared at team speak, Skeppy wasn't online, neither was a6d. What is life?

He sat there for 14 minutes. The boredom was real, and painful.

"Where is Skeppy? Normally, he's on!" Thought Bad aloud, then deciding to sing whatever came to mind.

Just then, a user entered a channel, then dragged BBH into it.

"Hello, Bad!" It was none other than The Frenchman himself.

"A6D! Hi! Are you recording?" Asked the bored server owner.

"No? Where's Zak?" Replied Vincent with concern.

BBH snapped his finger at the microphone. "That's the thing, I've been sitting here all day! Waiting for him to come on TeamSpeak!"

"What!? All day!?" A6D asked in his normal addictive French accent. (IM SORRY I PREFER HIM AGAINST THE OTHER TWO)

"Yeah!"

Vincent bounced back into his seat. "Maybe he's sick?"

"He can't be sick." Answered BBH. "He'd say so in advanced."

"True, true..." The French admitted. "Well what's with him?"

Bad was about to say something, but was interrupted by a loud ring from his phone. "Oh." He said.

"Oh?" Repeated A6D.

a6d could hear Bad reaching for his phone.

"Hello?" Said BBH with hope urging in his tone.

"BAD!" Screamed the voice that happened to be maxed out of his phone, even a6d managed to hear it.

The two recognized that voice in less than an instant.

"Skeppy!? Oh my goodness! Skep- I- WH- WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN a6d AND I SOMEHOW MANAGED TO MISS YOU!"

(STOP TEXTING ME PEOPLE, IM TRYINA WRITE YOUTUBERS!!!!)

"Really? Aww! That's so sweat of you both!" Skeppy taunted, making them regret their feelings.

"Okay; quit it, Skeppy." Vincent started over his friggin loud microphone. "Don't lie to us. Where have you been?"

"Look. I can explain." The man through the phone said in all seriousness. "Right now, I'm not home..."

There was a small pause between the three before Bad decided to break the silence:

"Oh..kay? What's up? Why?" He asked confused.

"What do you mean why!? People go outside from time to time, don't they!?" Shrieked a probably laughing Skeppy.

"How do we know you're not recording?" Asked a6d.

Skeppy sighed.

"Look:
I'm in my parent's car.
My mom's driving.
We're stuck in bad traffic.
And we're supposed to be heading to a family friend's house- BUTWEARESTUCKINTRAFFICANDIJUSTREALIZEDTHATILEFTMYPCRUNNINGWHICHCOULDREALLYDAMAGEOURBILLSSOIMCALLINGYOUBECAUSETHISISURGENTANDITSGONNADAMAGEMYFUTURESOBADLY!"

After all that, Zak took a large breath in, as he felt the other two blink twice.

"Uh- I'm sorry, Skeppy... Could you please repeat that?" Asked BadBoy.

"Seriously?"

"Just- one more time. We didn't really understand what you were saying." Encouraged Vincent.

Zak took in another deep breath, but was interrupted by a female voice beside him.

Her voice was muffled out by the rain but they heard Skeppy tell her "okay."

"Okay. So... I accidentally left my PC running in my house..." Started Skeppy calmly.

"Okay..." BBH ushered him to continue.

"And... I don't think we're gonna be coming home until like... A few days..." He continued.

"Yeah...?"

"So like... Could you please head into my house, and before you turn off my PC, use my Twitter and YouTube account to tell everyone that I'm not dying?"

there was a short pause again before Bad asked; "you do realize that you're asking me of all people to do this, right?"

"Hey, if you wanna do more than just that, I don't care. Just as long as you turn off my PC ASAP when you're done." Said Skeppy in a scary tone.

Bad smirked. "I'm glad you trust me enough to do this, Skeppy!"

"Thank you, BBH! Thank you so much!" Bad and a6d could hear Skeppy leaning back at his chair exhaling out all the stress in his organs.

The two chuckled until Skeppy told him where the spare key was, then hung up the call.

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TIME SKIP

Finally, Bad made it to Skeppy's house, it was rather large to be honest.

He moved the small plant pot that was sitting on a windowsill by the main door and grabbed the key from under it.

Now with the key, he opened the door.

The corridor greeted him with grey carpet and lighter walls, and there was no light shining through from anywhere in the house.

Bad walked in and started with the first door to the left, which turned out to be a large bedroom.

Seeing no computer in it he immediately closed the door and went for the second one, which turned out to be the living room.

The room wasn't as neat as Bad's place, but it certainly was big; the furniture was mostly black, apart from the pot over the coffee table which was a dark shade of grey.

BBH managed to find some stairs running up to what he hoped was finally Skeppy's bedroom.

He cautiously made his way up and twisted the nearest doorknob.

There is was, the bright light of the computer shone right at Bad's face, startling him.

He carefully tip-toed to the PC and switched it off, then sighing in relief before heading out and locking the door.

"Phew." he said while taking his phone out of his pocket to call.

"Hello?" Answered a voice.

"I did it, Skeppy. Happy?"

There was a gasp. "THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHABKYOU!" Yelled a Zak's cheery voice.

Bad smiled as he hung up and headed for his car to drive back home.

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TIME SKIP

a6d waited in the teamspeak call for Bad to get on, but instead was greeted by someone else.

"Hi, who's this?" Asked the French guy who just killed a creeper and ran off like it was nothing.

"Hey!" Answered a boring like voice. "You're a6d, right?"

"Yeah, I'm the French guy." Answered the French, who sounded like he was growling thanks to his mic. "You're Techno?"

"Yep!"

"Hello, I'm waiting for BBH to join." Explained a6d.

"Why? Isn't he always on?" Asked the pig.

"He went to Skeppy's house to turn Zak's computer off... He's coming soon... But I'm bored."

"Wow..." Was the only thing Techno could take out of his breath. "So... What time is it for you?"

"Uh... 11:48, why?"

"11:48!? YOU STAY UP THAT LONG?" Techno yelled surprised.

"I don't have a sleep schedule so-"

"YOU'RE INSANE!"

"Y-yeah. I- um... Already knew that." Replied the bored to death French.

"Buddy has joined your channel"

"Heyyy! I did it!" Bad sarcastically cheered.

"Halo!" a6d called. "FINALLY!"

That's when Techno knew that it was time to leave the call.

"So... BBH, wanna do something? Like... Anything?" Asked the French.

"Sure, wanna play MineCraft? We can go mob hunting if you want." Bad replied.

"Yeah, that sounds cool!"

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TIME SKIP

The two have been playing for a very long time now, and all they were glad about was being far enough from spawn that nobody could find and kill them.

"Bad! I FOUND A CREEPY!" Shrieked a6d with what was impossible to tell if it was joy or fear.

Bad ran over with his diamond sword as the French distracted the creeper that was apparently nick named 'creepy'.

He instantly slashed the head off of the green threat and swung back instantly to slash the chest of a zombie sneaking up behind him.

The two quickly gathered all the materials they got and headed for the nearest tree but just before they could make it, an arrow pierced through Bad's right shoulder.

He groaned and turned to see two skeletons and a witch behind him.

a6d gasped. "Bad, this is not good. We need to- ARGH!" He yelled when an arrow hit his side.

BBH turned back to his friend to see the French more hurt than him, he gasped while dropping his sword and grabbed his wrist to drag him up. "C'mon Vincent!"

Vincent struggled up on his heels and let Bad drag him, he gasped for air as another arrow hit him on his left shoulder.

Realising the situation, Bad immediately started typing, a message popped up.

"SOMEONE PLEASE HELP! A6D AND I ARE IN TROUBLE PLEASE TP!"

It didn't take very long before another arrow almost hit BBH in the head, but he dodged it when falling backwards.

A witch sneaked up behind him, reading a potion to throw, but Bad prepared himself and rolled to the side, dodging the potion yet having it hit the French who screeched.

"a6d!" Bad yelled, he watched his friend gasp one more time and fell into the pit of unconsciousness.

Tears swelled in BBH's eyes, he had every right to be scared.

Thankfully, someone managed to teleport to Bad just in time, at first he didn't know who it was, but them he recognized the fur and the blue and white sweater that whizzed back and forth with a diamond sword.

Zelkam.

He wasn't the only one to arrive, Techno came next, the two worked well together; they managed to finish the blasted mobs to shrivel.

"Bad, everything okay!?" Asked Zelk, rushing to Bad's side while searching for a golden apple, he lifted the half-conscious, bloodied muffin's head.

"Bad, s-say s-s-someth-something." Zelk's words trembled, he shook vigorously and impatiently, begging for at least a small sign of life.

Bad struggled to lift his eye lids, he managed one but slowly weakened them into coming back down. Even then, if brought relief to the situation.

"Urrghh..." He groaned. "A... 6...-"

Understanding what BBH wanted to say, Techno rushed to Vincent's side, noticed the poor French damaged all over.

"Hey, dude. You awake?" Asked the MCMonday God. Well OBVIOUSLY he's not awake, dangit!

Techno shivered, gripping his fists tightly he wished he was here early right now.

"We need to get these guys back to the fort!" Zelk yelled, placing his hand on BBH's shoulder o begin typing down a teleportation command.

Following Zelk's words, Techno did the same.

A second later Zelk disappeared and a text showed up:
"Teleporting Zelkom and BadBoyHalo to Spifeyy"

Then Techno and a6d was next: "Teleporting TechnoBlade and a6d to Spifeyy"

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-----Not A Time Skip...-----
--SCENE SKIP--

Spifeyy wasn't seeing it coming, when he saw the guys show up in his face, he was busy mining away (I dont know WHAT TO MINE Im mining anyway-) .

"SPIFEYY!" Zelk and Techno screeched in unison, making Spifeyy jump only even more.

"Gah! Have you ever considered texting before teleporting to me-" Spifeyy complained but immediately stopped when he saw both BBH and a6d unconscious and bloodied on the floor.

Spifeyy straightened his face. "Okay, I see." He blankly stated. "That makes sense... Follow me..."

The beaver thing featured for the two to follow him up some cobblestone stairs.

Techno prepared for a6d's weight as Zelk prepared for Bad's weight. The only thought ringing in both of their heads right now was "where was Skeppy?"

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TIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMEEE
SKIP

"Alright." Spifeyy quickly crafted two beds the minute he was above ground and place them separate from each other on grass blocks.

"Where are we?" Asked Techno.

Spifeyy replied; "in the middle of literally nowhere." He sighed. "I only just started..."

The two nodded and placed a6d and BBH on the beds while Spifeyy observed the perimeter, they seemed to be under a dark oak tree,everywhere else looked like it was just forest.

He began placing torches in every corner, making sure that nothing will hurt them.

"We need to get these two to somewhere safer." Said Techno, already checking the player list to see who's online.

Spifeyy, BadBoyHalo, a6d, CaptainSparkles, Dream SkyDoesMinecraft, TechnoBlade, Zelkom, JeromeASF, BajanCanadian and AntVenom were online.

"Technoblade: Hey, does anyone own a huge safe place that we can stay at. Badboobhalo and a6 need to heal and were not in a safe place."

Techno smiled at the message, it had pure grammar and nothing could make him happier... Until...

CaptainSparkles: Yeah, sure! I've got a base big enough for you guys... What happened?
Spifeyy: dunno, BBH looks beaten up and a6d looks broken... He's also got some sort of potion effect on him but we can't tell what it is
AntVenom: for the potion part, I'll come help

Techno instantly became jelly of the other's godly grammar.

Less than a second later, the group was teleported to Sparklez, they found themselves in a gigantic stonebrick castle... Also known as the fort.

Zelk and Spifeyy already started working together to carry BBH.

Seeing this, Sparklez and Techno did the same for a6d.

Ant dropped in the teleportation command and made his way to the group, when he saw the potion bubbles radiating off of the French baguette, he flinched.

"What is it?" Questioned Sparklez, the concerned song writer could see sparks of emotion in Ant's eyes.

Ant turned to Sparklez, Spifeyy and Zelk. "a6d's been optioned with something foreign..."

"Foreign?! What does that mean?" Panic arose in Zelk.

"It means that it could be anything..." Replied Techno. "I remember being hit by hacker with a foreign potion once... It was painful!" He explained.

Ant nodded to the pig lord and turned back to Zelk. "We need to wait for these guys to wake up in order to figure out the potion effect."

In response, Sparklez nodded to Ant. "Alright." He turned back to the others. "In the mean time, I'm gonna go get these guys patched up and treated... Do ya' wanna stay here for the night?" He asked.

Without a word, everyone but Ant nodded.

"I would, but Jordan, you know me..." Answered Ant.

Sparklez sighed. "Yeah, I do. Just remember to come back in the morning, alright?"

"Alright." Nodded Ant, already typing '/trigger Go_Home'

With that, AntVenom teleported away.

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TIME AND IRL SKIP

"Hey, Zak, wake up!" His mom called, forcing him to stir.

"Ugh, what time is it...?" The tired YouTuber asked.

Zak's mom crossed her arms, her face seemed disappointed. "It's time we head home, KID."

"Oh!" He bounced off of his bed, flinging the blankets and duvets everywhere. "Lemme' tell my friends!"

His mom giggled at her son's excitement, knowing that he's going to regret being happy when he finds out how bad the traffic is on the motorway.

But her mind was telling her: "WORTH IT!"

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-TIMEY SKIPEY-
-SCENEY SKEPEY-
-MC SKEPY-
wait a sec O.O...

"Has anyone managed to get a hold of Skeppy yet?"

"Nope..."

"We need to know what's going on! Why is he SO DISTANT RIGHT NOW?"

"Chill, Sparklez! We'll figure out soon!"

"Techno, Sparklez has point though."

"I know that, Zelk, but- Oh! BBH is stirring!" Techno pointed out, rushing to the bedside with Sparklez.

Bad groaned, lifting his head off the pillow. "Wh- where...?"

"Bad! It's me, CaptainSparklez, this is TechnoBlade." He gestured to Techno who was confused as to why Sparklez was acting like the patient was stupid.

"What's the last thing you remember?" Sparklez asked, leaning back.

"Uh... I remember... Talking with a6d and going mob hunting with him..." His eyes widened with a sharp gasp as he sat up. "We were attacked! Oh my goodness! Where's a6d?!"

He started forcing himself up off the bed but was pushed down by Techno and Sparklez.

"Bad, relax! You're not in the best condition to be moving. Trust us, a6d is okay..." Spifeyy reassured him, relaxing his voice when BBH began dropping his pained back right back onto the mattress where it was relaxed.

There was a long pause, probably for about five minutes. Nobody said a word in so long that it became comfortable and nobody wanted to ruin that moment.

But then there was a bright yellow message:

"Skeppy has joined the game."

Techno immediately started typing.

TechnoBlade: Skeppy, where are you?
Skeppy: why?
TechnoBlade: we need you to TP asap.
Skeppy: why??
TechnoBlade: just hurry!
Skeppy: ur gonna kill me
Skeppy: arent u?
TechnoBlade: JUST COME
"CaptainSparkles has teleported Skeppy to TechnoBlade"

"Dude, what was that for!?" Yelled Skeppy, surrounded in a circle of all his friends.

"Skeppy, we need to ask you something..." Spifeyy started.

Skeppy already knew that this wouldn't go well, but he decided to play along. "Yeah?"

"Where were you yesterday? DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO BAD AND a6d BECAUSE OF YOU!?" Zelk screamed in anger, making the diamond flinch in fear.

"Wh-wh-what happened?"

Sighing first, Ant tapped Skeppy from behind his shoulder and featured the diamond towards two beds.

What was on the beds made Skeppy gasp in fear. "Halo!? a6d!? Wh- I-! What happened to them?!" He panicked.

"Sk-Skeppy! Chill! Chill!" Sparklez brought both of his arms up to try calm him down. "They're okay! I promise!"

"'Okay'? They're 'okay'!?" Yelled the diamond again. "This does not look okay!" He pushed Sparklez away into Zelk and Ant's arms before rushing back to his unconscious friends, sitting there on both knees he sobbed at there sides.

Even Techno was surprised by the diamond block's reaction, he could feel Skeppy's grief from a feet away.

"S-Skeppy... It's alright, Bad already woke up not too long ago. All we have to do is wait on a6d now." The pig calmly told him, hoping that it'll cheer him up.

There was already a hint of light glowing in his face, his tears began to dry up instantly. "Th-that's great news!" He whispered with joy as a smile crept across his pale, torn up face.

-HUZZAH TIME SKIP-

"Argh... B-Bad?"

Everyone jumped in surprise when a6d spoke, they weren't expecting him to wake up so soon.

"Hey, a6d!" Ant waved from a corner. "How're 'ya feelin'?" He asked with a genuine smile.

"Bien." He answered without an emotion. (Good)

The other's nodded, understanding that whatever the baguette said, was probably describing how he felt right now.

"Dude, you just spoke in French, I suggest getting some rest, man." Sparklez was the first to say it.

"D'accord." He spoke again in French, nodding.(okay)

They watched a6d lie down and shut his eyes, it was a relief to know that they were both okay.

Time skip :D

"Argh..." Bad grumbled from his bed.

He leaned up to get a better view of the new room he was in; another bed was beside him, there was also someone on it... a6d... Glad to know that he's okay...

Just at that moment, the oak door opened. And boy was it loud ._.

"Bad!" A gleeful cheer swept grief from the diamond's face, BBH stared at Skeppy as his arms went around him.

"I- I'm so sorry!" The diamond sobbed. "I didn't know-"

"Didn't know what?" Bad cut him off. "Skeppy, it's okay! If a6d is okay, it's nobody's fault." He calmly said as he lifted his right hand and swept a tear off of his friend's face.

"Je suis réveillé, tu sais?" Speak of the devil. (I'm awake, you know?)

Everyone turned from the SkepHalo scene to find the French struggling to sit up off of his bed.

Sparklez rushed to his side and grabbed his shoulder. "Easy, easy!" He repeated. "Take it easy."

"D'accord, d'accord." a6d repeatedly replied. (Okay, okay.)

"a6d, you okay?" Skeppy asked, supporting Bad off the bed.

"Oui, je suis just- Hein?" (Yeah, I'm just- Huh?) a6d jumped at his voice. "Sparklez? Pourquoi est-ce que je parle en français?" (Sparklez, why am I speaking in French?)

Captain noticed his panicked state and knelt down closer to his level. "a6d... I don't mean to panic you... But... We can't understand you..."

That only made the baguettes eyes widen a lot more than it already was. "Quoi!? Pourquoi?" He asked in a panicked tone. (What!? Why?)

Everyone tilted their heads at him.

"Pourquoi est-ce que je parle en français!? Pourquoi tu ne me comprends pas?" (Why am I speaking in French!? Why can't you understand me?)

"Uhm... I don't think he's okay..." Techno was the first to admit, but for some reason his voice was a tad bit shaky, and the only person to notice it happened to be a6d's main friends.

Skeppy nodded. "Maybe he's just panicked?" He shrugged to Ant.

"Hmm..." Ant hummed a sound of thought as he created possible reasons in his head to why the French baguette was speaking French.

Meanwhile, BBH turned to Techno. "You seem to be nervous about something?" He privately pointed out. "You okay, Muffin?"

Techno quietly nodded. "Yeah, it's just..." He walked towards BBH and grabbed the said person's shoulder, making him hesitate with a short gasp as the pig lord dragged him out of the room with Skeppy confusingly watching.

"Um... Okay?" The diamond questioned before the door was slammed shut by your favourite cyberbully.

"T-Techno! You're really starting to hurt my shoulder..." Bad broke the new silence. He struggled to break free of the painful fist that gripped his shoulder.

Noticing this, the Pig immediately let go and dropped his hand to his side. "Sorry." He apologized. "Anyways, you wanna know why I was acting up?"

BBH nodded.

"Did I ever tell you how much I hate French people?"

"Wait- that's it?" Bad complained. "You hurt and dragged me all the way out here just because you just hate French people?!"

"What? No! Not exactly!" He raised his hands up in a 'calm down' motion. "I mean, I personally have a thing against those who talk in French." He made sure to add the emphasis in the 'personally'.

Bad relaxed. "Really?"

"Yeah."

"How personal?"

"Um..."

Un poco más tardes, Techno found himself in the mode. He kept going on and on about some sort of stupid project that he was forced to do by his French teacher back in elementary.

He continued rambling a little further about some French guy that threatened him once.

Meanwhile, Bad was having his moment in heaven, listening to this dude complain about all sorts of French-people related fights. Man, he was livin' the life of gossip right now.
(U go gurrrrrl~)

"-and that's why I hate a6d talking in French right now." Techno finished his rant with a big breath and patiently waited for BBH to take all the information in.

Bad blinked twice before relaxing his spine. "So you're telling me that; you just hate French people because they all have attitude against you?"

Techno nodded. "That sums it up!"

"You've got some major issues then..." BBH shook his head in disappointment.

Just on time, the door to the medical room opened again, Skeppy came out of it. "Hey, you guys okay? Bad, why's Techno acting up?"

The two turned to said person and nonchalantly smiled.

"We're coming!" Bad cheerily told the diamond who accepted the new info and just went back inside the room, leaving the door open for the other two.

"Thanks Bad." Techno shuddered in his whisper as he casually strutted back in.

Bad grinned with a nod and followed the Blood God inside with the same pace.

From then on, the group just played charades with the poor a6d. From time to time, Skeppy would give Bad and Techno weird looks that would secretly send shivers down Techno's spine whenever he double checked that Skeppy wasn't looking at him.

Bad noticed the skeptical behavior but said nothing since he was the only one that knew why Techno was acting weird.

--TIMEY SKIPEY--

It's been a few days since the last time a6d has ever spoken in English.

Bad was the only one out of the trio that could master charades while Skeppy would just sit back and cry into tears about how terrible he is.

Meanwhile, a6d was just relieved that at least someone understood everything he wanted to say.

But that didn't stop BBH from asking a few times what 'Dr.Pepper' means in French.

"Alright." Skeppy clapped his hands together loudly, grabbing the other two's attention who just walked into the room. "We really need to figure out how to fix a6d's situation."

a6d nodded without a word. It was honestly weird without him talking much, but what else could he do?

Bad raised his hand. "How 'bout we try figuring out what caused him to... You know..." He pointed to the bagguete's mouth. "Speak like this."

To that, Skeppy instantly pointed at the muffin. "A witch, right?"

"Oui." The baguette crossed his arms.

"Well..." The diamond shrugged to a6d. "Witches do potions, so... To tackle potions, we'll use milk!"

The other two shot angry faces at Skeppy who instantly noticed. "What're you both looking at?"

"Vous n'auriez pas pu arriver à ça plus tôt!?" The angry French yelled while slouching over to face the blue minecraft persona.(why didn't you think about that earlier!?"

"A6d, I literally have no idea what you just said..." Replied the confused Skeppy who's head tilted to a side with narrow eyes.

A6d sighed, his shoulders drooped as he depressively shook his head in disappointment.

After that helpless feeling washed off, he turned to Skeppy and raised both his arms, crossing them in a way to look like he was saying "Never mind."

BadBoyHalo has translated that sign before quite a few times, so Skeppy recognized it and just nodded, saying nothing and just tuning back to BBH.

"So, should we all three go together to find milk, or what?" Skep asked.

Bad raised his hand. "I say we go spread out, and find cows. It'll be faster."

"Yeah, but I don't want anyone to get hurt. We need to backup each other in case something happens, right?" The diamond argued with a soft, worried voice.

"Skeppy, I think you're just being an overprotective muffin. What happened back then was because it was night tim-"

"Yeah, but it can still happen!"

A6d and BBH both winced. Hearing Skeppy yell because he was worried for them was a new experience and definitely didn't feel right.

"Oh my goodness! Skeppy you're being a skeptical muffin!" Bad yelled at the same level his friend was yelling at. "I promise! It won't happen!"

"How can you be sure!?" Skeppy yelled louder.

"Stop being like this! Skeppy I don't f-"

Knock knock.

"Hey, is everything okay there? You sound like you're gonna kill each other." A high pitched voice came through the front door.

"Zelkam!" All three of The Trio exclaimed in an impulsive voice.

A6d bounced of his position and rushed to the door.

Like expected, Zelkam stood outside. What the baguette didn't expect was Dream and Techno behind him.

"Bonjour?" He greeted, confuzzled.

"Hey, A6d!" Zelk waved and made his own way inside while the other two and a6d himself followed behind the furry.(I want to dress up as Zelkam one Halloween day... I know it's wrong but SCREW IT)

"Zelk, Dream, Techno!" Skeppy greeted with their names as Bad asked right after him a question. "What brings you three here?"

"Hi, Skep. We were nearby, and heard you arguing in a way it kinda worried us..." Dream nervously answered. He poked his nails together in a shy manner.

The diamond tilted his bald head in confusion so that the others knew to continue, and so, the said person did.

"Look, Skeppy." Techno started. "Ever since the whole thing about your friends getting hurt and stuff... You kinda just..." The pig's voice cracked a heap at his last word, the tension in the room has never been thicker.

It finally hit the point where someone needed to cut the now insanely thick tension. Bad did, he did it with a sigh.

"What Techno wants to say, Skeppy, is that you haven't been yourself lately." He began. "I mean. You're normally less overprotective, and you haven't hung out with F1NN5T3R in a while, which means that something's up."

A6d nodded with his arms crossed, never has he been so grateful for BBH to exist in this world until now.

Skeps turned to the blood god himself to confirm it, and Bad wasn't lying. Techno really was thinking of the diamond that way.

"Hate to admit it, Skeppy, but Techno and Bad have a point." Dream calmly stated.

He walked over to let a hand over diamond's shoulders.

Feeling his hand, he sighed in defeat. "I guess I have been acting up. Now to think about it."

"Yeah, and it's only because a6d is French, you shouldn't be stressed about it. If anything, French speaking people are actually attractive!" Dream raised an eyebrow past Skeppy's shoulder and towards a6d, who cursed him aloud the f-word in French.

"I love you, too!" Dream yelled back in a mocking voice to the angry French man.

This made the depressed Skeppy finally laugh today, which brought everyone's faces up, including a6d's.

"Finally!" Zelk happily cheered to the ceiling. "Now let's go find milk!" He exclaimed loudly.

And so, the six forced their way outside with huge grins.

The group ran around randomly with no clue what to do until Techno decided to become a leader and order them to split up into half.

"Alright! So the two groups are; me, Zelk and a6d. Then; Skeppy, Dream and Bad." He yelled. "Anyone got a problem with that?!"

Skeppy was the the only person to raise his hand.

Techno sighed. "Yes, Skeppy-?"

Skeppy immediately answered like a child yelling. "I don't wanna be with BaldBoyHalo, because he's bald! And why do you get to team with a6d!?"

Techno sighed again with stress. "Because, Skeppy, a6d needs a god to take care of him. Got it?"

"Hmph! Fiiiiinnee..."

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TIMEY SKEPPY

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echno, Zelk and Dream charged into the forest, hoping that this would be easy and that they'd find a cow pop up in front of their faces.

"How long do you bet it'd take 'till we find a cow?" The pig questioned the other two, desperately trying to break the silence, whether or not one guy speaks French.

"Hm..." Zelk hummed in thought and then shrugged. "I dunno, but I can bet a diamond that it'll take more than ten minutes." He said.

The pig nodded and turned his attention towards the well-known baguette, Zelk followed the same gaze towards the same person.

Noticing the other two staring at him, the French man held up five fingers while using his other hand to display a diamond from his pocket.

"So... You bet a diamond that it'll take five minutes?"

A6d turned to Techno to answer that question, he smiled with a nod and used both hands to give him a thumbs up, making Techno feel very proud of himself.

"No, I feel like it'll take longer." Argued Zelk.

Hearing this, Techno immediately replied. "I highly doubt that, I'm betting a diamond that it'll take us less than five."

A6d nodded in agreement while Zelk continued arguing back with Techno as they walked.

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TIMOTHY SKEPPY

Skeppy and Dream were casually talking as they broke trees.

"I can't believe you forgot the bucket, Dream." Skeppy complained, handing the wooden planks he crafted to Bad.

"Look, I'm sorry! Techno must've just about now realized that he's got two buckets. Hopefully he tells us sooner, that way we can just laugh it off." Dream replied, passing his planks to Bad as well.

Meanwhile, during their argument, Bad made a crafting table.

"It's been an hour! Techno hasn't said anything!"

Bad crafted a wooden pickaxe and walked off.

"Then maybe... Uh..." Dream paused, wondering what was going on with Techno. You'd think the pig lord would notice by now...

Meanwhile, Bad came back holding three blocks of cobblestone, he crafted a stone pickaxe and walked off again.

"Yeah!" Skeppy proudly yelled, taking advantage of Dream who's about to loose in this argument. "That's what I thought!"

Meanwhile, Bad came back with eight blocks of cobblestone, and a piece of coal. He made a furnace and chucked the coal in it, leaving the two once more.

"Hey, don't you find it weird that Techno hasn't noticed it yet?" Dream asked, changing the subject.

Skeppy thought for a moment and realised. "Actually yeah... You'd think he'd notice by now..."

Bad came back again with three blocks of iron ore and tossed it into the furnace above the coal

"Maybe he's still busy looking for a cow? I mean, we already found one so we should've told them." Dream wondered loudly with Skeppy.

"Yeah, but we need that bucket so we can milk it-" Before Skeppy could continue, they heard Bad cheer.

"Ha! I did it!" He jumped.

Dream turned to him. "Did what?"

Bad looked at the two, they both seemed very confused. "While you two were bickering, I went out and made a new bucket."

"Yes!" Dream grinned.

"That's great! Now we need to find that same cow!" Skeppy exclaimed.

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TIMMY SKEPPY

"BUT WE WON'T TAKE THAT LONG!" Techno growled.

"JUST WATCH!" Zelk yelled back.

The argument just got worse by the minute that a6d decided to sit down somewhere, and just relax.

"FINDING A COW WILL BE EASY! ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS-"

a message popped up.

"Skeppy: yo we got ghr muljk"
"BadBoyHalo: meet up at house?"

Zelk and Techno looked back at each other with surprised eyes.

"a6d: oui"
"TechnoBlade: See you three there, nerds."

Making a whole heap of sound while getting up from his spot to get the other two's attention, A6d stood up and walked past them to the house like a swagger.

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LASTY TIMY SKIPY

Skeppy, Bad, Techno, Dream and  Zelk all stood around the French man, pressuring him.

A6d took a deep breath in, waiting for a silent moment, he chugged the milk.

The room went silent, the only sound the could be heard was a6d drinking the milk.

Who knew drinking milk could be so intense?

That was a rhetorical question don't u DARE answer it.

The French speaker sighed after.

Then...

"I'm speaking English?"

THE END