Blind Date (Damian X Boris)

Request. Damian is an OC by BendystrawandTomtord, so go check out An actual random book- by this amazing author to find Damian's headcannon.

"Damian, stop staying inside all day!" Revenge yelled at the half-wolf/half-angel, who was reading on the couch. Damian sighed, setting down his book.

"Revenge, I'm perfectly fine with staying inside!" He groaned, but Revenge growled at him. She grabbed Damian's ankles. "REVENGE!" Damian yelled, dropping his book and putting his paws behind his head so as not to hurt his head when he hit the floor. Revenge smirked, and dragged him over to the phone. She flipped through a phonebook, and smiled when she got to one spot.

"I have the perfect guy for you, you're gonna love him! I'm setting you up a date!" Revenge chirped, and Damian's pupils shrank. He began to kick and pound the floor with his fists.

"NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Damian cried, having a fit while Revenge calmly called the guy she had in mind.

"Hello?... Yo, it's Revenge. Listen dude, I got you a date... Mhm? Oh yeah, that's Damian the the background... No, I didn't steal his cookies, dummy... Alright, now where are you two gonna meet up?... That sounds nice! Just casual?... Okay, does three work for ya?... Three-fifteen? Okay, that works! Kay, bye!" Revenge hung up the phone, and looked at Damian, who was still on the floor. "I got you a date in half-an-hour at Sweet!"

"Where?" Damian paused his fit, stood up, and dusted himself off.

"It's a cupcake place nearby with the BEST treats ever!" Revenge dragged him upstairs to get ready. He emerged from his room with a white polo shirt and black jeans. He sighed, and walked to the cupcakery. On the way, a man in a big jacket, a hat, and sunglasses pushed by him and entered the building first.

When he got inside, Damian noticed the man sitting by another man with a large beard and a really short lady. He also saw a wolf about one year younger than himself sitting in the window-seat. He tried not blush, recognizing the darling eyes of Boris. He couldn't bring himself to ask if he was his blind date, so he sat at a little table nearby. Just then, Boris saw him, and walked over.

"Heya Damian!" He smiled, sitting across from him. Damian smiled back, and the two began to make small talk. After a few minutes, they decided to get some cupcakes and frosting shots (it's just frosting in a shot glass, it's not alcoholic). The lady behind the counter looked slightly familiar, but neither of them could put a finger on it. After about half-an-hour, Damian looked down at his paws, which were resting on the table. Boris reached over and touched his shoulder. "What's wrong?"

"I'm supposed to meet someone here for a blind date, but he hasn't arrived. I'm slightly worried, even though I don't know the guy. Or maybe I do, I don't know, Revenge just sent me out here!" Damian sighed, licking the frosting from his cupcake. Boris blushed a bit, his ears pricking up.

"Wait, Revenge called me about setting ME up on a blind date!" The two stared at each other, then burst out laughing. The lady behind the counter just watched them, smiling, and the trio nearby tried to hide smirks.

"Oh man, Revenge set us up without letting us know!" Damian howled with laughter, and Boris wiped tears from his eyes. Just then, Damian grabbed him by the shirt from across the table and slammed their lips together. Boris was sHoOk for a moment, but kissed back. When they broke apart, Damian smirked. "Let's get revenge on Revenge."

"I'M TELLING!" The lady from behind the counter yelled, holding up a cellphone that was obviously recording. Boris and Damian looked over shocked as the lady whipped of her wig.

"FELIX?!" The two cried together. "Why are you dressed like that?!" Boris continued. Felix the Adventurer Cat shrugged, then dusted off his puffy pink skirt with a lacey apron.

"Revenge paid me 80 bucks to do this for her, and the dress is actually quite comfortable!" Felix looked at the three strangers at the table next to Boris and Damian. "Guys, you can take off the disguises now." Just then, Cuphead and Mugman took off their hats and jackets (and Mugman took off his fake beard), and Bendy took off his headscarf and sunglasses.

"WHAT THE HELL?!?!" Damian yelled, and Boris covered his face with his paws, blushing like a tomato. The others laughed, Bendy nearly falling out of his seat.

"Like me, Revenge paid them to help make this more realistic, and we all wanted to see how this ended anyway, so yeah!" Felix stepped out from behind the counter. Damian growled at Cuphead and Mugman's smug faces, and Boris continued to hide his face as Bendy tried to get him to look up. Bendy whispered something into Boris's ear, and the wolf looked at Damian. The latter looked back, and Boris grabbed him and kissed him again. They continued passionately while the others awed and smiled. But of course, Cuphead had to ruin the moment.

"GET A ROOM!"

I hope this was alright.

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