A/N: I had a goofy conversation with my BF over text and of course, it sent the wheels in motion and made me turn it into a prompt lmao.

Here we go~

Esme made her way from her bathroom, catching sight of her watch on her nightstand blinking. She lifted a brow, mid toothbrush in her mouth and foam coating her lips. Who could be texting her at this hour?

She grabbed her clothes and walked back into the bathroom, spitting in the sink and rinsing her mouth before hearing her toothbrush clink back into its container. She let her robe fall and changed into her pajamas, looking over herself in her new polka dot set and brushing her fingers through her wet, curly hair.

She fixed it up into her overnight curlers one by one, hearing her watch ping again. Not only were they texting her late, but frequently now too?

She walked over and swiped up, opening the texts. What? It was a voice memo? From- no fucking way.

"Hey, Esme. I'm uh, Heh. A liiiitle mmm. Inebriated right now. I'm just- I wanted to say I really really like you." A deep, slurring voice protruded through her speakers and made her struggle to contain giggles as she tried to listen. "That's.... That's it. It's not like I really like you- I just think you're... cool. Okay. Bye."

No shocking way. Miguel, shocking o'Hara, left her a drunk message. She swiped up and noticed there was text messages too. Tons of them.

Mister Migraine 🤮 3:02 AM
"Esme."
"Esme. Wake the shock up."
"I know you're up. You've filled up my shocking work inbox with files late at night! I know you don't sleep you shocking mutant, workaholic, beast."
"Text me the shock back, moron."

Mister Migraine 🤮 3:04 AM
"Okay I'm sorry for calling you a mutated workaholic beast. You're perfectly normal- a little bit of an insomniac, but normal."

Mister Migraine 🤮 3:05 AM
"ESMERELDA COSTELLO! ANSWER ME!"

"I really want to kiss you right now."

"You're so hot."

"Shock, how do I unsend?"

Suddenly she saw the messages turn into bubbles, popping one by one and disappearing. Guess he figured out how to unsend. She laughed and thought for a minute. She really wanted to press him while she had him this vulnerable.

pencil sharpener 3:06 AM
"First of all, I know I'm hot.
Second of all, you're kind of cute when you're drunk."

She waited for the text to send while she moved into bed. Immediately her dark room was illuminated by her watch again.

Mister Migraine 🤮 3:07 AM
💬typing....

Stopped. Esme hummed, trying to wait for his response but soon falling asleep.

She slept soundly, hugging her pillow before sunlight trickled through her curtains, stirring her. She checked her watch and her eyes widened to see a new message.

Mister Migraine 🤮 8:30 AM
"You didn't see any of that."

She typed away,

pencil sharpener 8:45 AM
"I sure did. I'm saving that memo for blackmail, just so you know."

Her watch dinged before she could even set it down.

Mister Migraine 🤮 8:45 AM
"You better shocking not."

"I can and will.
Better treat me nicely at work, though I'm sure that's not a problem if you think I'm hot."

"I hate you."

"I liked drunk you better.
He knew what was up."

"Can we please
just
forget the whole thing?"

"Where's the fun in that?"

"I can't with you.
I just can't anymore."

"The fact you haven't crawled into a dark cave yet
tells me you secretly like the attention you've gained. Pobrecito, still wanting that kiss?"

"I WAS DRUNK!"
I didn't mean anything I said so just shocking shut up about it"

Esme paused, giggling. Was she teasing him too much? Maybe she should give him a break from the onslaught.

"How bad is the hangover?"

Silence for a moment. The green dot by his icon turned grey so she figured he must have gotten up from bed. She should probably do the same and make some breakfast.

After going into her kitchen and beginning to set up her pan to make herself some eggs, her watch beeped again.

"Terrible. I don't even know where I am. I think I fell asleep somewhere in the building but I'm locked out. Can't find my ID card."

There was bubbles for a few seconds and she could practically see the bulging vein in Miguel's forehead as he was probably debating on sending what he said next,

"Can you come over here and let me out without making things... weird?"

Esme smiled. She could definitely let him out. But she most definitely was going to make things weird.

"I'll be right over."

Weeks later, after finally admitting feelings for one another and starting to date.... (In another future oneshot)

Esme fumbled with her iD, blinking rapidly to keep the scanner in focus. It just kept tilting though. Finally her door slid open and she stumbled inside, groaning. Man, she hadn't gotten drunk like this since before being bit. Most of everything just filtered through her metabolism like water. Guess whatever Miguel had was way stronger than she expected- dude wasn't kidding when he warned her.

He dropped her off but had to run back to the office in a rush, she wasn't sure about what. His lips had been moving but his face was so pretty she didn't hear a word.

Speaking of Miguel, she was pissed that he left her like that.

She stumbled to her bed and threw off her dress before tapping her watch.

Spoiled brat 12:01 AM
"Babbyyyy,  I missss yoooou.
Why did you leave me?!"

Her vision blurred from that point on but her fingers typed away.

Spoiled brat 12:02 AM
"Im ao shocking drunk rnnnn.
No, scratch that. Im highhh.
HIGH ON MISSSERRRRY
CAUSE YOUUUU JOT HEEEERE"

𝓓𝓲𝓷𝓰!

Thic dorito ❤️ 12:05 AM
"I'll be back soon.
So dramatic.
You just had to copy and paste my drunk message, huh?"

She giggled, in a daze.

Spoiled brat 12:05 AM
"You left me for the frickin' office.
Frick them.
WHY MY BABY NO LUV MEEEEEE"

Thic dorito ❤️ 12:06 AM
"Yeah, Ahuh.
Get to me about that when you've sobered up."

Spoiled brat 12:06 AM
"I won't because I'll be DEAD by then.
From HEARTBREAK.
Since my boyfriend HATES ME.

Thic dorito ❤️ 12:06 AM
"You know I don't hate you."

"Oh yeah?! The n where. Is he?"

"At the office, trying to resolve a mess so that
you don't have to stress about it in the morning
When I'm sure you'll be dealing with a big hangover."

"Lies. Deception. Every day, more lies."

"Aaaand she's quoting Star Wars."

"😭😭😭😭😭😭
I'm in so much pain rigjt now and you think
The OFFICE is what matters most."

"Ahuh. So sorry your highness."

"No you shocking aren't.
Don't lie to me you mfer."

"I'm not lying. I'm sincerely sorry to see you like this. I shouldn't have let you drink so much.
.
.
You mfer."

"😞Lies."

"Although I would NOT bang your mom so don't call me that."

"Even the deception from your lips falls as perfectly as snow."

"Okay.
Where the shock did you just pull that from.
I know damn well you aren't sober enough to be that poetic."

"I lie in mizery in your wake.
My souls is as red as those eyes,
Vleeding into the ground from your betrayal."

"I'll be home in five minutes."

"Nope. You don't get me. YOU CHOSE YOUR SIDE DORITO MAN."

"Stop calling me that."

"Oh the hands that caress that keyboard when they could have been me 😩"

"Will you just shut up and let me drive home so I can take care of you?"

"Hehehehe okie."

A/N: bro it was so hard formatting all that I just gave up on the usernames 🤣 there's my silly oneshot of the day.

Caio Bella's.

-Eden