I don't ever update this so have some dialogue prompts that I'm gonna use. I came up with most of them.  

"Okay, in all seriousness, can you please stop giving me dog toys as presents? I know I'm part wolf, but come on."

"Well, this is a nice change of scenery."

"We're in a prison cell."

"I was being sarcastic."

"Don't bleed on my floor. Hey, stop. You're getting it dirty."

"Don't dirty my house."

"We're underwater."

"Still, you might shit on my floor."

"Can I have a snack?"

"No."

"Can I at least move?"

"No."

"Can I-"

"I think you should know the answer is still no."

"Can I do an experiment at least once? Pleeeeeeeeease?"

"Last time I let you, three people almost died. Do you really think-"

"Please?"

"Fine."

"Trust me."

"You blew up my house."

...

"Trust me."

"Is that a dragon?!"

"Actually, it's a giant bird. Close enough."

"I'll have you know, I've stolen food before. I think I can do this."

"So you've stolen something from a legendary beast before? Yeah, good luck."

"One time I took some candy from my mom's candy bowl when I was four. Does that count?"

"Damn witch."

"I told you, I'm a scientist of magic. We've talked about this."